whatever man

happy pride to the person who asked the question about bodyswap. oliver says i’d strip down and dance around in my underwear. everyone laughs and he says no genuinely, that’s the first thing i would do. okay. sure. gets flustered and stands up. immediately kicks over a water bottle. gets flustered again and sits back down. ryan looks at him, says hmmmm what would i do with your body? oliver says you’d be so lucky. like; you wish. ryan laughs. oliver laughs. repeats what would I do with your body and ryan (bright red) reaches over and sticks a hand in his armpit and gives him a secret little pinch. ryan says hmmm i guess I’d slut it up. like you used to, i’d be a slut. in your body. :) they say thank you very much for the question and move right along like that was the most normal they’ve ever been.

im really not into rpf but its mentally taxing and difficult to watch a grown man giggle and say things like Yeah you look lean😊 and look at Another man’s Penis area while on his knees. and crucially nobody asked him to do any of that he just doesn’t seem to realize hes in pre-heat so he needs to get off camera and into his nest before it really hits. but the rest of us can practically scent the pheromones through the screen.

25-year-old probie buck has a cryptic pregnancy and after his captain eddie diaz helps deliver the baby he makes it his personal mission to make sure buck and his baby are cared for. which could mean nothing.

not gonna lie i'm kind of shaking with the need to woobify buck again. no matter how this storyline plays out in the end, and however i personally feel about it (i don't know how to feel!), i just feel for him. this big beautiful buck who did a naively selfless thing and then was like actually no, i'm not going to let myself get hurt by this. so he set a healthy boundary and did the right thing, and moved on with his life. and then the universe snatched him right back into all of it, and that one choice came back running and crashing into his life in a delightful and then an awful, awful way. and whatever ends up happening now, whatever choice buck ends up making, it's always going to be touched by loss and grief and pain. and it's never going to be fully a choice. and it might become one of the best things that have ever happened to him but at what cost!!! and isn't that just what always seem to happen in his life? isn't that just life in general? oh buck. but. he's not alone. he won't have to face the weight of this huge life-changing enormous thing on his own. because there's eddie. eddie. eddie. you can have my back any day. yeah. or you know. you could. you could have mine. deal.

the fact that eddie is so often mislabeled as an angry man by people who don't know him and yet buck sits there with a shit-eating expression on his face while eddie looks at him with genuine murder in his eyes and the rest of his face set in stone and just goes 🫵hangry

plot twist of the century tbh that people have spent years trying to say that ryan is unwilling to do gay eddie but whenever they actually let him speak it's revealed that he is actually earth's number one buddie warrior. literally buddie crusader ryan guzman quoting lines from seven seasons ago and saying "you lost my son....." calling oliver his buddy........ now you're my love interest. sure. okay.

rpf is woke and ethical