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this fic is so good i hope i write it

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i'm rewatching and omg 🤭 at the beginning, after garrett sleeps with kendall and the guys talk about it, they take a vote on if it's a relationship bc they've been sleeping together exclusively the whole semester so far. logan and tucker say "ay," but DEAN says "nay" with garrett
AND THEN LO AND BEHOLD. HE GOES AND SLEEPS WITH ALLIE EXCLUSIVELY ALL SEMESTER AND GUUEESSS WHAAAAAATTTTT
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edit to add: and omg it mirrors that convo allie has with jo, where jo is like "you've been sleeping with just this one guy the entire time? that. is a relationship."
off campus tv spoilers (and book spoilers)
i don't think allie was in the wrong at all, and neither is dean for his hurt. but i honestly think the most painful part is that dean was like "heart's not in it, dick's not in it," like this guy can't even fathom being with anybody else. meanwhile allie was able to consider somebody else like that 😭 no shame on allie at all, like i think it's totally fine (and doesn't necessarily mean she doesn't have feelings like that for dean). but it's just so heartbreaking. i can totally understand dean's devastation. i don't think it'd even have to be hunter, like the fact it was hunter added anger on top of the love/heartbreak, but it didn't multiply the heartbreak, imo.
i could see hunter as being the one person that dean feels insecure compared to/triggers an insecurity arc in dean (like, "what the fuck is it about this guy that allie would want to sleep with? like, is he comparable to me?" and "well i wasn't threatened by this guy being good on the ice before, but now that i know allie thought he was comparable in any way to me makes me question my own skill/talent/value" that sort of vibe. altho dean doesn't erally strike me as insecure in general. but idk, maybe allie brings it out of him.)
and then there's the whole Summer of it all. like, dean's gonna be pissed off bc the guy who fucked up his life by fucking up his lil sister (i'm assuming. this isn't in the books) is here to fuck up his life again bc of the one girl he's ever liked!!!
1 yr until we find out how this all happens 😃 gonna go hold my breath in the bathtub now i need time travel PLEASE
Dean DiLaurentis + looking at Allie like That™ OFF CAMPUS S01 (2026)

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I'm so in love that I acted insane
idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????
'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa
THIRTY TWO??????
Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.
May I present the best apple:
the world is so big and beautiful
fun story the uni i went to was a major school for agricultural studies. whenever i went grocery shopping, we had SO. MANY. APPLE VARIETIES in any of the grocery stores, even the big chains (kroger, publix, etc). every time i went (i am obsessed with eating apples, i basically eat one every day. crunchy.), i would try a new variety.
i didn't realize it was abnormal until i moved away post graduating and could only ever find, like, 2 of the varieties i tried at school (envy and cosmic crisp). but god, there was this variety called "snap dragons" and i cannot fucking find it anywhere anymore and i DREAM of it. i always look for it first at any grocery store just in case.
i have like 2k words (that's already 15k long lol) left of the first chapter for the next sxf au i wanna do, but i have SUCH bad off campus dean x allie brainrot. i have like. a show hangover. i keep rewatching all their scenes together. help 😭
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i keep counting "may 2027" on my fingers like it's not one year from now. like maybe if i keep counting, it'll be four months instead. help pls i need it to be may 2027 riGHT NOW!!!

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don't mind me just laying down some thoughts about a couple of things i'm pretty sure are gonna happen/a general idea of how s2 is gonna go. MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR spoilers for the book (which might translate to the show) below the fold.
there are four super iconic scenes in dean and allie's book that haven't happened yet:
they fuck outside malone's bc allie gets jealous and dean gets jealous
allie gets called a slut and cries and asks for dean
beau. i am not saying anymore than that :|
dean missing allie's performance and that fuckshow.
here's what we know about s2:
A-story is allie/dean
B-story is grace/logan
s1 was interesting bc they actually didn't follow the third book event for event the way they did for garrett and hannah, which makes sense. but i think they've still set up everything necessary to still hit the above iconic scenes.
i think they're going to be somewhat estranged at the start of s2. and probly avoidant. allie is going to be dealing with extreme guilt and actually feeling like a slut. idk what dean's emotional arc through s2 is going to be? maybe learning to rely on/trusting other ppl?
dean is going to have to work with hunter, and it's going to be a fucking nightmare bc he's jealous. certainly bc of w/e happened bw hunter and summer, but i think a huge amount of his jealousy is gonna be due to the fact that he's been with allie ~in the biblical sense~.
while they're estranged and dean is jealous as hell but still in love, and allie is also still in love, (this is gonna follow the book) hannah's going to invite allie to malone's with the team to celebrate, and allie is gonna not-subtly ask what everybody else on the team—dean ahem—is doing there, and hannah is gonna say dean is getting his face sucked off.
so allie gets jealous as hell and etc. etc. and they're going to fuck in the back alley bc they can't keep their hands off each other, as has been established. i think it's going to reinforce allie feeling like she's a slut, and of course it's gonna fuck with dean's head bc even tho he never wants to get hurt again, he can't get over allie no matter how much he tries. they're gonna avoid each other still, i don't think they're gonna get back to fucking.
in the midst of allie's newfangled and increasing insecurity, sean is going to find out. he's gonna be a little weenie and that showdown is going to happen, and that's when allie is going to tell hannah to call dean even tho they're estranged. i think that's when everything will get fixed. (i am looking forward to this part so much, i genuinely cannot imagine the writers changing this part bc it's truly so so so sos o iconic 🥺)
and then the rest of their portion of s2 will follow the book. OMFG I FORGOT THE WHOLE "I LOVE YOU SCENE" AAAAAAHHHHH OMG OMG LOSING IT and i guarantee when they finally get their shit together, they're gonna have a whole montage of their marathon sex like they did for hannah and garrett. i guarantee. i GUARANTEE. LMFAO it's going to be glorious, bc garrett and hannah always kept it in the bed but i GUARANTEE dean and allie are going to fuck every-fucking-where, every fucking surface, lmfao these clowns 🤦♀️ and, per the book, families will be met, beau is gonna happen and introduce conflict #2, then it gets resolved.
i think while allie and dean are playing out the A-story, the B-story for grace and logan is going to be them meeting and sleeping together. i think the season is going to end with logan fucking up his situation with grace, and summer starts. then s3 will start with the new semester, grace being a sophomore, and logan being a senior.
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EDIT TO ADD: ONFG WAIT MAYBE THE SEASON IS GONNA START RIGHT WHERE S1 LEFT OFF AND DEAN IS GOING TO CONFRONT ALLIE RIGHT IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY AND JULES IS RECORDING IT AND POSTS IT AND THAT'S HOW SEAN FINDS OUT AND ALLIE AND DEAN ARE ESTRANGED BUT SEAN CONFRONTS ALLIE AND wait actually hm idk. IDK ANYMORE!!!! kinda takes the punch out of allie asking for dean and hannah being confused as hell when sean verbally attacks her
EDITED AGAIN: OMFG WAIT WHAT IF HE'S FORCED TO COACH HUNTER AND HE REALIZES HE'S GOOD AT COACHING AND LIKES IT EVEN bc it seems like the hurricanes are logan's storyline now, so i don't think it's gonna go to dean. which makes me sad tbh.
edited aggaiaiinnn: woke up again and having second thoughts. IDK. I JUST DUNNO ANYMORE. god how am i supposed to survive an entire year 🥲 like maybe they've decided both end-season malone scenes cover their jealousy arcs. HOW ARE THEY GONNA DO THIS?? are they gonna make dean and allie's plot points entirely different?? i can't imagine??????? idk????????
OFF CAMPUS — 1.06, “The Breakaway”
OFF CAMPUS 1.06 "The Breakaway"
i am so fucking weak for that trope where two ppl are like "no feelings just sex" and then there's a sex scene where it's so fucking clear they love each other :| that shit gets me on a molecular level
oh my gOD okay first i watched all of off campus in one day lol and wow, i wasn't expecting to actually like or be invested in garrett and hannah, but i actually watched their storyline.
but oH MY GOD WHEN THE END OF EPISODE FIVE HIT
I SCRAEMED AND I SQUEALED AND I DANCED AND AAAAAAAHHHHH
oh my god i honestly like the show's dean and allie more than the book's. but oh god i can't wait for season 2 😭 save meeeeee pleeaaasseee

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so two weeks ago i read that Off-Campus had been made into a show on Amazon Prime. i was reading it in my daily news email like "why does this sound exactly like that published smut i read in college (which i graduated in 2017) and then have reread every 3-ish years"
maybe bc iT WAS THE PUBLISHED SMUT I READ IN COLLEGE
my mind is blown bc i read that book ALMOST TEN YEARS AGO NOW and hid it on all my devices so that nobody would ask me what it was about LMFAOMFAOMFAO and noW THIS HOT STUFF IS GETTING MADE INTO VISUAL MEDIA
i'm not gonna watch it bc i'm too lazy. but i've watched all the clips of allie and dean bc allie and dean were my FAV and omg they are actually so much hotter than the main couple of the off-campus series 😩
I adored the side stories so far for Starstruck, esp the one you posted today. I was wondering, how did Yuri acclimate to Loid coming back to Yor's life the second time? 👀👀👀I am oh so curious. I also find it funny to think about where they got some male actor that looks like Yuri for the show, if it's spy x family, with the same level of radioactive energy, or if he met teen Yuri..cuz Yuri's not acting right? lol
omg.... that is a GREAT idea for an offshoot fic HAHAHAHAHA i'm gonna put that in my ongoing list of side story ideas, and note that you gave me the idea so that if i ever get to it, i can credit you in the notes 😂
y'know, you bring up an interesting point. the easy answer WOULD be to say they hire somebody like Yuri instead of actual Yuri, but then, i'm also sort of like, "well, yuri is technically the right age (7 years younger than yor) in this AU. maybe they could shove him in and just say he's a really young looking 20 y/o" LOOOOLL