a miserable pile of secrets

i will not accept an unhappy ending, which is why i refuse to stay dead

it’s what they would have wanted

happy moonwalk day

Things Michael Collins absolutely would have done given the chance.

Both options convey that he's horny

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

"post without tags?" OH IM FUCKING SORRY #BEES #9/11

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

the og

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

listen I’m so glad you all are having fun with the dragon incest show, but I need you to understand that from the outside all I see is approximately 14 posts per day of people in truly horrific wigs with captions like “baegael did nothing wrong except all the murders”