The Little Sister

i'll fuck you eventually relax let me be funny first

“Like 2003 Evanescence?” She knew EXACTLY what to do.

Fuck her new album give us goth ari

guys if tumblr isnt on the app store in 10 minutes it means we can leave early

anyone else have a great sense of fashion in their head but too lazy and/or broke to actually let it be a reality

I want this to be my life

I can stomach bro-type boys who actually are quite sweet and loveable beneath their bro exterior significantly more than like, guys who study philosophy and write “poetry” but beneath it all actually have the skewed moral compass and heedless self absorption of your common or garden bro.

chris evans vs james franco

humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we suck the cum out of peoples dicks like a gogurt. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars

we suck the what out of what like what now

Casual nudity

Competitive nudity

What if Mike was short for Micycle

every now and then theres a text post that gets stuck in my damn head. here it is. im never going to be free of micycle

i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me