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“She smiled and all I could think was ‘Oh shit’.”

— (via shutup-and-make-me-laugh)

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crablouse

i cannot explain why i started laughing uncontrollably.

mr-new-vegas

i lost my shit at “who’s turning christmas”

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WHO’S TURNING CHRISTMAS?

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I had to read this three times to realize it didn’t say “the power of YEET”

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“this doesn’t work…” *throws laptop into the sun* “YEET”

julianbashir

wheres that venn diagram chart of muppet names

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here it is

feministism

hobwithluv

im in philosophy and were talking about how you can doubt everything’s existence except for your own consciousness and the guy that sits in front of me just turns around tears streaming down his face and goes “i am on so many drugs”

muckkles

working with children is a wild fucking experience yall. this morning at work one of our second graders got my attention and was like “you know what word my mom told me not to say? PUSSY.” and i was like “then why did you just say it??” and she went “i dunno” and then dabbed

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good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.

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but when will these come back

civilorange

i think i still have a burn scar on my inner cheek from when i shoved an entire container of these in my mouth at one time for a dollar.

oh meng, good times.

randomthingsthatilike1

dude the thing costs more than a dollar to buy why would u do that that’s negative money

civilorange

lem’me set the scene—it’s nineteen ninety-nine and joey howard has just pushed my best friend victoria into the bee infested woodchips for the fourth time—the recess monitors are just beyond the back fence smoking cigarettes that they don’t think we notice (we do, we just don’t care), and world war three is about to go down.

with all my nine year old might, i try pushing joey to the ground—alas, he has at least twenty pounds on my, then, noodle like physique—and i fail. in spectacular fashion. but then i hear it—rattle rattle—in my pocket is my salvation. i pull them out like a conqueror and dare joey to eat all of them—it’s a brand new pack, the sour dust clings to each and every candy.

joey balks, sputtering and afraid of what that much sour will do to a mouth—no, he says, being much smarter than i had been anticipating. you eat them, i’ll give you a dollar. he wants to show that i’m a chicken-shit too, that i am also pusillanimous, because his friends are laughing at him. this boy who will not eat sour candy.

what he had not anticipated was my own lack of intelligence, my own inability to understand what a horrible idea it was. sure, i reply, cracking the seal and pouring the entire contents into my mouth. i stare him down, my mouth burning, the lining of my cheek virtually melting at the acidity—i don’t flinch, i don’t make a sound. he’ll never know i was dying inside.

so yeah—i got a dollar and mild acid burns.

randomthingsthatilike1

…..this is why you in my idiot genius database

melonmemes

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Have you ever seen anything more relatable?

yungbara

todays mood is making out. I want a tongue in my mouth right fucking now

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well have i got some news for you

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I was thrilled to pieces when I saw this scene. Disney could have written Gideon off like some bully character who never really amounted to anything, or got what was coming to him like a lot of those characters do in their movies. Gideon made something of himself. He’s a pastry chef, something that’s not traditionally a job for men in media. And as soon as Judy speaks to him, he immediately apologizes to her. He doesn’t try to shrug it off as no big deal, or say that it was just boys being boys or whatever; he knows he hurt her, and he owns up to it. And Judy immediately forgives him.

Well done, Disney.

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Also the language that he used is not something that he would have most likely grown up hearing/using. Describing his failings as self-doubt that manifested into “unchecked rage and aggression” sounds SO MUCH like therapy speak. So he’s either gotten counseling to help him with some of his problems, or sought out literature to help himself. A++ disney :)

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This movie is a treasure.

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