not knowing you’d change from just. one. bite.

gerard way trying to distance danger days universe from mad max: first of all fuck australia

Stroking my bush thoughtfully

give closeted roles to closeted actors

the relationship between singer and songwriter is always inherently sexual. literally stuffing words in someone's mouth. uh huh

I need to go rub one out. *goes to my secret chamber where the walls are covered in tally marks and I erase one mark* *it is unclear what happens when they run out*

early career ilya would get cancelled for saying the f-slur and then after they’re outed there would be an outpour of people apologising for cancelling him for saying the f-slur #sorryrozanov #letilyasayf****

also at time of said cancellation someone would post a picture of ilya in his jean paul gaultier drip and say ‘does this look like a straight man to you’ and other people would be like ‘omg he’s literally just russian’