mid-youth crisis

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

I like this meme because the stock photos make it seem like the same woman but 10 years older.

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

turns out i am gay

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

he was a llama

i will begin misusing the mature content label if i have to. this post? only for adults. because i said so.

“You never reply to messages” I am just one person okay I am understaffed

im quitting tumblr

ok see u tomorrow

this post is now 10 fucking years old

and ur ass is still here

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

I think that Xena, for all of its ridiculousness and cheesiness, did a better job of conveying the allure of evil than just about any other series I've ever seen. Like it understands that violence, no matter how justifiably it starts out, is addictive, and that hatred poisons you until you can't feel real joy anymore, and it's strange to me that I've never seen it laid out so simply elsewhere.

The reason why she has that "will they or won't they" dynamic going on with Ares is because she's toxic exes with the concept of war itself.

"do it scared" gets exhausting when you're The Fearful Afraider and everything is scary even when you're in your 30s

it turns out that making big positive changes in your life is great but it also forces you to reckon with the years you spent not really living and makes you feel like you're carrying the corpse of a 20 year old girl on your back