gay™

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

who do you think i am? looking for recommendations

having anti role models is a beautiful thing. it's not easy to live up to someone else's behavior but it is easy to lasso yourself into behaving right when you realize you're reminding yourself of the worst person youve ever met in your entire life

Son, your mother and I are unfollowing each other

20 years ago, it was a scandal that Google started to track which links you clicked on the search-results page,

constantly trying to see the inherent good in people is a humiliation ritual that i continue to willingly participate in

this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.