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Bartholomew

Dolores

Norman

Harold

Magnolia

Names that are normal for babies but weird when you're old:

Maddison

Tanner

Skylar

Mckenzie

Logan

Names that are normal for old people and normal for babies:

Elizabeth

Mary

Michael

Finnegan

Peter

Names that are weird when you're a baby and weird when you're old:

Radish

Kerosene

Australopithecus

Anthill

Hegemony

Names that are weird when you're normal:

Balthazar

Romulus

Clandestia

Persephone

Kremulon

Names that are normal when you're weird:

but anyways....

99 bottles of beer on the wall

99 bottles of beer

take one down, have a breakdown

98 bottles of beer on the wall

@court-jester-on-the-throne, @poorlemons, @askmichaeldistortion, @twohalves-ofawhole

98 bottles of beer

Take one down, pass it around

97 bottles of beer on the wall

97 bottles of beer

Take one down, pass it around

96 bottles of beer on the wall

96 bottles of beer

Take one down, pass it around

95 bear on the wall

95 bottles of beers

Take one down pass it round

94 bares on the wall

94 bottles of beer

Take one down, pass it around

93 bottles of beer on the wall

93 bottles of beer

Take one down, pass it around

92 bottles of beer on the wall

92 bottles of beer

Take one down, pass it around

91 bottles of beer on the wall

I told y'all it was coming, sorry it's so late. It's been done for a month but I wanted to wait because I was submitting this to a competition and didn't want to deal with the headache of people not knowing this was my Tumblr and thinking I stole lol

Okay, here goes! I'll also be tagging some moots who I want to show this to under the cut.

This is: And Then There Were None Wild Life Version

Inspired by Omega_The_Kid on Reddit!

The * marks my favorite lines

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Eighteen little players, the whole group united in fields pristine,

The Coal Miner had no Canary, and then there were seventeen.

Seventeen little players, the Spanner killed by a green,

Former teammates to a T, and then there were sixteen. *

Sixteen little players, his demise wasn’t clean,

Killed by the desert, survived by his King, and then there were fifteen.

Fifteen little players, an old foe rises, caused a scene,

The first victim dies to it one last time, and then there were fourteen.

Fourteen little players, another life this foe does glean,

It was cute and it was deadly, and then there were thirteen.

Thirteen little players, old grudges unshelved,

The Sun kept his promise, so then there were twelve.

Twelve little players, she was killed with her brethren,

Her teammate’s rival was her downfall, and then there were eleven.

Eleven little players, he was killed beneath the Bam den,

The fox’s scheme worked like a charm, and then there were ten.

Ten little players, the Light stood in the firing line,

The fox shoots for the stars, which fall from the sky, and then there were nine. *

Nine little players, the vex killed his mate,

His Family had now fallen, and then there were eight.

Eight little players, the fox learned his lesson,

Killed by a trap all his own, and then there were seven.

Seven little players, a betrayal from his own cliques,

The Sun won’t go down today, but he will, and then there were six. *

Six little players, the last Tuff Guy alive,

But his flame will go out, and then there were five.

Five little players, green grass soaked in gore,

An arrow pierces her broken heart, and then there were four.

Four little players, she tried to end the spree,

She had no allies left to save her, and then there were three.

Three little players, rotten bodies, swords run through,

The abomination of grief is finally slain, and then there were two. *

Two little players, the last call of the Sun,

He avoided the tower, but still died like his mates, and then there was one. *

One little player, drives his car alone, the battle won,

He fought for Family, no longer for rage, and then there were none.

infinite pocket sand, just don't wear stuff with pockets

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also I could NOT give up my pockets like that how else am i supposed to carry things....bag? pffft no? /silly ;P

Day 30: GeminiTay