somerisings

I love….. adding unnecessary e’s to words like spicey or babey. ……. it makes the words pop

Unnecessary, redundant, sloppy, visually displeasing, and a sign of not understanding the English language. But yeah, they “pop” I guess. Just like my assumption that you arent average.

wowe, take a chille pille, maen.

Sommeonne needs to relaxe

Jolene

harder,,.. b-better.., *sniff* fa-faster,,, stron- *starts sobbing*

my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’ he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now

I want it

quality content

Extreme quality

@squorkal can it be my job to find you seal posts? Because I want that job

March has some fucking nerve showing it’s face around here again

eats a grape and a slice of cheese simultaneously: ratatouille

i want to reach a Stevie Nicks level of etherealness where people are in awe of my existence and there are rumors that i’m a witch or not even human like that’s where i wanna be in life

girls only want one thing and it is to decompose 

for halloween i’m gonna be sad