A Random Character Called FLORUGA

Webweave centered on photos I have on my personal pinterest board

that godamn swing set,

a traumatised gay boy

and finn fucking wolfhard at the crime scene

Having a character grow up in solitary confinement and then ripping her away from the only family she's ever known to live a life of solitude once again is not good writing.

Having a character be in love with his best friend and then just compare it to a high school crush is not good writing.

Having Eleven say that Mike has always been the person who truly understood her after showing us in the previous seasons that he only sees her as a superhero IS NOT GOOD WRITING.

will searches for other people. people who didn’t break him out of possession or carry him through the hospital when he was passed out or called him a sorcerer until it became true. people who will never understand nor hear of the horrors he experienced. and one day he's gonna wonder if mike ever truly knew the sincerity and deepness of his love and wonder if he still has the painting. the painting that he lied about. the lie that mike believed and ran with as if they weren’t supposed to know each other better than anyone else.

wills morals of not lying will be distorted as he has to lie to his future bf about his past and traumas, and mikes morals of loyalty and leadership will be distorted as he lives alone, coping with what he faced with no one but himself, forcing himself to believe a lie.

•No patty newby mention

•why was the UD stuck on the day of Will's disappearance

•vecna gets slimed in like 10 minutes

•The mindflayer gets slimed in 2 minutes

•Byler, mileven, stancy, jancy and somehow steddie fucking bones

•Will is only part of the hivemind when it's convenient for the plot

•we just?forgot will has powers? He used them like twice the entire season

•el fucking killed herself

•the entire ending is ambiguous as hell (are they showing the characters' futures? Or is it all Mike's imagination? Is El even alive?)

•melvald's sells milkshakes now apparently, they're next to the Christmas lights

•painting unaddressed

•did will go missing at 11 or 12?

•henry just so happens to have the same bday as will for no fucking reason

•vickie is just GONE (and implied broken up with robin? Wtf why can't gay people win you assholes)

•Dick jokes and butthole surfers jokes for shits and giggles

•el telling Mike that he's the only person who has ever understood her, which is factually not true lmao y'all didn't even talk

•mike doesn't even say ily back even though she's literally DYING

•artist will found dead in a ditch

•no deaths, stakes were never lower

•only death was KALI who WASN'T EVEN AT FAULT FOR ANYTHING

•We got Holly x Derek before any actual Mike wheeler character arc

•Only way to end the cycle of abuse is by KILLING YOURSELF GUYS!!! GREAT MESSAGE!!!

•Will is mlvn romance counselor again cause that's what gay people are for ig

•Hopper loses another daughter

•joyce has like three lines in the entire finale

•They don't recognize Henry?? The lead in their senior play? Bitch?

•where are the demobats. They're just? Gone?

•Will loves getting lost in the woods, it's his favourite activity

•Mike still doesn't know Will is(/was?) in love with him

•The pregnant women? Did we just kill them?

•Brenner and project rainbow rever mentioned

•the town is fine with hellfire now? Don't they still think it was a satanic cult?

•ripping the vines out of the kids' mouths like it's nothing when in s1 they had to keep pulling it out and will needed cpr afterwards

•max is not surprised hop's alive, even though last time she saw him he was super dead

There's not even a single thing that makes sense in this season. Two hours for a chapter that makes us stay with infinite doubts.