..cute

Is he … Is he talking to the mouse droid?

Me with my roomba

………go on

who else just wants to go absolutely wild and bake some cookies with a pretty girl?? go nuclear and make some tea?? absolutely lose their fucking mind and curl up under a blanket??

"why are people attracted to vampires theres nothing inherently attractive about them" we all know why people are into vampires its just that none of us wanna be the one to say it

buses are so iconic they’re like “this little number tells you where I’m going hop on if you want idc” and everyone at the bus stop is like “wig”

were really running out of posts to make huh

has anyone figured out a way to bring ruining history back like i will kill someone for it at this point

dan be like nothing exists except cold hard science oh but maybe soulmates exist too souls don't though also soulmates probably don't exist either except in this one case where me and phil defy the laws of science and i guess in this one instance soulmates must be real because he's mine

here’s how bernie can still win

I don’t care how ~conventionally unattractive~ you are, everyone’s gorgeous when they smile genuinely and laugh like they couldn’t make a straight face if they tried. Human joy is beautiful.

Sometimes I forget that a book being lgbt isn't motivation for some people to read it? Like I was recommending a friend RW&RB, and I was like "there are so many gays, and there's a trans secret service agent who is iconic" and she was just like "okay??"