Nova/Nyx

I love the fake boyfriend I fall asleep thinking about and daydream about

i love when someone confirms we're friends

"wya" my limit bro. im at my limit

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head

imagine being a dog and you think your chances are pretty good. and then you look over and there's Mitski getting her wallet out

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

good thing it didn't freak out or anything

Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!

love the trope where an authoritative side character pointedly pretends not to help the hero they’re not supposed to be helping by saying shit like “well I can’t just let you wander around up to the THIRD FLOOR where you could just FIND THE THING YOU NEED in the FIRST ROOM ON THE LEFT. And under no circumstances should you USE THE KEY FROM UNDER THE MAT. I wish I could help you, but I CAN’T. Now excuse me, I need to take this phone call for the next 37 minutes EXACTLY.”

My doctor did that for me once. I had to get an expensive brain scan and she was like ‘do you smoke?’ and I was like ‘no’ and she was like “well that’s a pity because the government will pay for this expensive brain scan if you had been a smoker so - do you smoke?” 🤣🤣🤣 I was like ‘yes’ and she’s like ‘oh wow then this scan will be free’