Darling, we're all insane

i want a “wanna go watch the sunset?” kind of love. a “just one more minute, one more touch, one more kiss” kind of love. a “mario kart after dinner, loser does the dishes” kind of love. an “i can’t sleep, wanna go for a drive?” kind of love. a goofy and cliche and almost too good to be true kind of love. that’s what i want.

This is exactly what public libraries are trying to achieve - public libraries as a third place is a whole thing - it’s just that the funding isn’t there (yet).

Libraries need and deserve so much funding

car rides by yourself.. with loud music… are good for the soul.

going to a movie theater with a friend is like absolutely my idea of the best time ever. the movie does not matter literally all that matters is sitting next to a loved one in a dark room and watching trailers and sharing a popcorn.

aliens stole yo fruit snacks

how lucky do two people have to be in order to fall for each other at exactly the right time in exactly the right way

i just spoke to a 4 year old who has a phone. a real working phone. with data and everything. who she gon call? elmo aint got minutes 

holy shit i have the best idea

my line of logic was “well if i put the sponge in the blender, when i turn it on the sponge will spin around and scrub the blender for me so i dont have to spend ages cleaning it”

thats not what happened though :•(