Some Things Just Are

I always miss people more than they miss me

In 2018 we’re getting over it

Do you ever look at a text and just think fuck you

I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”

I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments

I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.

please give us updates

I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.

if i switched bodies with someone they’d probably ask why everything hurts nd i would just be like “thats just how she works”

this is so important

Spreading the word, being honest with paramedics and doctors can save your life

someone: what do u do for fun? me: *realizes I don’t have fun*

i’m so tired of listening to myself think all the time shut the hell up bitch

There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies to relax viewers before sleeping