Whoop Dee Doo

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

Imagining a stork-like bird with chopsticks for a beak.

The thing is I don't just want a "Oh you can still just be friends with this character:)" shtick where it's just like vaguely acknowledged at a skin deep level. I want other characters to comment on how close you are at a platonic level. I want extra scenes written just for characters who are close. I want platonic relationships to be considered equally important as romantic ones.

A girl can be a handsome fella. This is obvious

The “Thunk” will always kill me.

14/10 doing his best

it goes without saying that i will be using the word angrypenny as if it was part of the common vernacular instead of a term that my dreaming brain conjured up i.e. "he's all about the angrypennies" (derogatory way to refer to a guy who searches for reasons to be angry and possibly lacks introspection)

Item: Angrypennies

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now