Me? Participate? How Unusual!

sometimes it's important to injure the character

I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.

saw someone say “if the cat blog posts any more of their spider erotica, I’m out of here,” so let this be a warning that it’s only going to get worse. we’re in the peaceful early stages. when this book actually goes up for sale I am gonna be commissioning so many images of tender spider lovemaking. in a horror movie this would be the ‘getting weird vibes from the local at the gas station’ stage, like you still have a chance to turn your car around and make it out alive

There’s a similar post I love where someone waxed poetic about a dark corner in an otherwise empty room and how the darkness itself was erotic. Keep being weird Tumblr. They can’t ban what they don’t even recognize as questionable.

*Hollis intercom voice* Whichever agent introduced Agent Fullbear to the "strong as fuck ice mummy" internet posts, report to my office. He will not stop calling himself the ice mummy. He wants it to be his official field work code name.

Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it's called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

just had a disconcerting thought