Me? Participate? How Unusual!

This is the plot of The Matrix

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

it’s SO funny that the phrase “among us” is like permanently ruined for everybody now

📮

ok you know what mommy’s sick and tired of your poor reading comprehension

Hey y'all why are writers always cold?

...why?

Coffee?

Allergies. Next question.

Circular prose

I did not

It's more rewording?

Correct! I am out of jokes. :(

Corona discharges were transient, jumping from leaf to leaf and branch to branch across the forest canopy. For any creature capable of detecting that [UV] glow by eye, it must be incredible to watch the treetops lit by their own ever-shifting auroras during every thunderstorm.

BIRDS CAN SEE THIS?! THEY CAN SEE UV LIGHT? CAN BIRDS SEE THIS?

Any character can be aromantic if you try hard enough. Be the change you want to see in the world.

Advertising peaked at the Discovery channel “Boom de Yada” commercials

give yourself a gift and rewatch it :)

every now and then i want to bring this back, its just so pure of a sentiment as well as a mission statement about why educational programing is awesome i love the whole world and being part of it

we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious

i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny