Fight Me

not going to lie guys i don’t think being employed is for me

working in an office is just like being in a horse movie except the horse is a printer. im the only one in the office who can make it work and its because the printer and i have a special bond. its a wild and untamable spirit and we are going to win the big race

For years I was convinced that I was either hallucinating or had hearing damage, because electronics always made this high-pitched whine that was closer to being felt than heard, and nobody else knew what I was talking about. Then I met other autistic people.

Always always always! It was worse when there were those big TV monitors all around instead of flatscreens, but fridges and shit, always.

No no you don't understand! I want to watch this show/movie, read this book, listen to this podcast, etc.! But I must be in the right mindset and the exact head space to begin, or I just can't!

my seduction style is genuinely caring about your life & wanting you to improve & be happy 

okay now that i’ve calmed down what am i going to buy myself as a treat for enduring this suffering

they should invent giving me the perfect job without applying or interviewing

Not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing (drift compatible)

ppl who don't get cats will try to argue that cats don't love you meanwhile cats will cry and cry and cry and cry like the world is ending until you hold them like a baby and give them a kissy on their perfect lil forehead