Physically Incapable Of Enjoying Things Casually

i love the project hail mary fandom because everyone is on board with the delusion. ryland has a twin thats just ryan gosling from another movie? sure. markiplier is here too? why not. plot twist, they're actually triplets and there's a third brother who works for the cia who, again, is just ryan gosling from another movie? absolutely spectacular.

as someone who was completely blindsided by how much i loved iron lung and how viciously simon wedged himself into my brain, i have a sort of "i'm not locked in here with you: you're locked in here with me" type reaction to seeing posts where people are like "wuhhhh tumblrinas couldn't ship grace with a rock alien so they had to bring in some other handsome guy from another movie" because, to me, bloodymary is a rescue mission for my wonderful friend who looks like chewed beef jerky first and a whimsical yaoi experience distantly second