Some creep to talk to or something.

I hear a great ant war has been declared. Be careful out there.

my wizardgirl keeps mage regressing during the big boss fight, throwing out level 1 Ice Bolt and giggling like we're supposed to find it cute. I know this bitch can do a level 12 modified Frosthammer Vortex. It's not even hard for her. But the Wyvern Queen, who we're supposed to be killing, keeps going "Wow, that was a really big spell for you! good job giving me -1 speed! You're soooo powerful!" and my fuckass mage is beaming at her with those big wet eyes. I don't care if you get "level dysphoria" from your gigantic big-girl mana pool I'm about to die out here

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

saw trap where john kramer makes you meet the creator of that one thing you’ve been obsessed with for decades and the creator knows about all of the posts you’ve ever made about their creation. and you have to have a normal conversation with them knowing that both of you know your shame.

not hypothetical. real thing i’m doing to myself on july 9 with barry lyga author of archvillain, which i have been blogging about since 2015. he reads the blog. that i’ve been running since i was 14. and i’m gonna look him in the eye and ask for a signature.

and fucking john kramer doesn’t even want to come with me