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Ready for another dose of nightmares? Today I made something that will melt your eyes andโฆ.
S: Just spill it. My dreams are lucid enough to destroy your silly theatrics.
But I admit, reliving that horse race was great. I was finally able to change the outcome.
How about you look for something profitable? Even better, just keep wandering around the room where you're not in the way.
S: Even if you're a millennial creature or whatever, there's always something new to learn, like how to make good jokes.
That would be fun. Your sense of humor borders too much on the creepy, too much for my taste.
B: You are aโฆ those nightmares weren't bad jokes told!!!!
Whew, it's been so long and something has me so exhausted and sad.
If you would just lend me your body for a moment to apologize to Stanford and the kids, maybe I wouldn't be such a mess. I'm sick of living with this guilt. Snif, snif.
What do you say, will you finally allow me to do something good with my infamous existence?
S: Yes, I can understand you. I know how important it is to ask for forgiveness in order to move on. You've admitted something very difficult; I think I'll give you a chance?
Really? Ha ha ha ha. Good one, Bill! You're getting better at jokes.
So you finally pulled out the sorry bad guy card? Ha ha ha ha. I've been waiting for it for a while. Good thing I wasn't drinking anything. Ha ha ha ha.
B: Shut up already, you idiot! When you least expect it, you and everyone will pay. I'll make every pore of your pathetic old man meat have 2 inch thorns in it.
S: Ha ha ha ha. I must admit, if this wasn't a dream, in real life you would have laughed me to death.
B: I'll rip you to shreds!!!