quédate conmigo

martin shutting down all the video calls to get his screen time

The funniest thing about eurovison is at the end after the jury votes, where someone thinks they're going to win, but then they get like 30 points from the viewers

moldova receiving 239 points from the public but not taking the lead because juries SUCK is criminal

the fact that the sentence 'united kingdom is in the lead' was even uttered on the eurovision stage is soo funny

moldova's folk banger about trains and serbia's artistic critique of shitty healthcare system with religious imagery are the two ends of the balkan culture spectrum. i will not elaborate.

THE WAY HE'S SERVING MORE THAN ANYONE HERE

here’s how mika can still win esc 2022

i 🙋said 🗣 hey 👋 sing 🎤 your heart ❤️ out boy 👦 for 4️⃣ all the people 👭 great ⬆️ and small ⬇️ oh when ⏰ all else is lost 🗺 the future 🔮 still remains 😃 our own ✊ i hope🤞i hope🤞i hope 🤞

THE DIG AT LAST YEAR’S ACCUSATIONS

reasons why serbia should win eurovision: a) unique song, sounds like nothing else b) captivating live performance c) there is layer after layer after layer when it comes to the lyrics d) but it's still very catchy and e) it would probably be much cheaper to attend next year's contest than if it were, let's say, in sweden or the united kingdom