morir contento e innamorato

new pope found to be misogynistic, homophobic and transphobic plus he did nothing to uncover abuse cases? wow fork found in kitchen

felice di essere stata scomunicata prima dell’arrivo di un papa usamericano

the most hilarious thing about the conclave lasting 1.5 days is that influencers won’t know what to do with all the now irrelevant conclave-related content they’ve been preparing these days

imagine being a cardinal and travelling to the other side of the world to participate in the once in a lifetime experience of a conclave only for it to last one day and a half. 0/10 would never recommend, the drinks weren’t even free

boris (2007-2011, 2022) could do conclave (2024) but conclave (2024) could never do boris (2007-2011, 2022)

what’s gayer, a gay club or whatever they’ve got going on at the conclave

i socialised too close to the sun and i’ve fallen in love. ops

no but fr if i were catholic and someone flirting with me of all people told me they’d been excommunicated i’d find it incredibly erotic lol sorry to the pope but i’m different

my idea of risky text: hi how are you (to a person who i know for a fact enjoys interacting with me)

we’ve spent years focusing on the category of ,,hot priest” as object of desire but it’s time to ask whether or not ,,hot priest” as subject of desire is more likely to fall for the ,,blasphemous, sarcastic and preferably excommunicated” human type. i this article i will

just finished rewatching fleabag. i’m ok

if i make a stupid joke about max weber and you’re the only one laughing in the group chat…….is that perhaps love