все буде україна

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

i must not stir the pot. stirring the pot is the notifications-killer. participation in the discourse is the little-death that brings total activity obliteration. i will face the bad opinions on the internet. i will permit them to pass over me and through me. and when they have gone past, i will turn the block button onto their source. where the discourse has come from there will be nothing. only i will remain.

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

love how heathers was like you cannot fix him. you cannot save his sorry ass. he’s going to blow himself up on the football field and you’re just going to have to live with that, babe!

in a world full of tropes that romanticize the violent bad boy with a heart of gold archetype, heathers had the strength to say no. no. that man is fucking crazy. he is going to ruin your life. you are not bonnie and clyde. you are not the juliet to his romeo. if he wants to kill a bunch of people and explode that is HIS goddamn business. and honestly i respect the shit out of it for that

where is transgender flag "I'M TOO FAT FOR THIS HEAT"

it's that time of the year again folks

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

no amount of employment could stop me posting on tumblr dot com

@apocrypals

Hi, pope expert here. This isn’t funny — popes only do this when they’re in extreme distress

We're all in extreme distress, he's not special.