i'm actually very normal if you ignore everything i have ever said and done

i love being bisexual. yes i like boys :) yes i like girls :) i think everybody should kiss me :)

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

TODAY

Only Murders in the Building is proof that you can be a white man born before the Boomer generation and still not be creepy, outdated, or rely on that typical stale “old man humor.” You just have to be Steve Martin and Martin Short adapting your comedy to modern times in a way that feels natural and universal, becoming an adorable but cool grandpa whose dad jokes are weirdly hilarious instead of painfully cringey. Thank you both for your service.

Being sexualized before being loved is probably the hardest blow of the girl hood.

NOИТИ ЮAROLINA

I protected people who would’ve watched me burn.