jimin

John Lennon's ass crack reaching up to the lumbar region of his spine is proof that British people are drawn by hand and not birthed

people really just see something on the internet and believe it

I'd like to apologize for my failure to thoroughly research and verify the length of John Lennon's deceased ass crack before posting. It was a huge oversight on my part and my followers deserve better.

seeing certain mutuals on the dash like thank god you’re here. i missed you.

I am consuming a media and you are going to hear about it

and the thrilling sequel: i consumed a media months ago and you are still hearing about it

tumblr marking new blogs with a new arrival banner has the same vibe as someone putting a "kick me" sign on your back

I'm so sorry babes.

I’ll allow it but if we’re doing this anyone who’s had an account since 2012 should get a fun little 💀 Old as dirt on their posts

watching the bus slowly make its way towards my stop like a blushing groom watching the bride walk down the aisle on his wedding day

10+ years on Tumblr and all it took was a frog in thigh-highs to get to 1k notes. Y’all never cease to bewilder me.