Dorfkind

they’re filler episodes TO YOU. to me they’re little windows through which i watch my favorite characters make the stupidest decisions imaginable

WHAT THE FUCK. I feel likke crying & having a mental breakdown but i also feel like punching my wall until it breaks or i break my hand.

i just have this persistent feeling of “i’m not doing enough” combined with “i don’t have the energy to do anything” and it just really fucking sucks

When I said my nan was sick, I meant at rapping… she appreciates the flowers though.

I’m just a 75 year old man who loves a nice pretzel

fucking shut up i’m trying to complete the ritual

thank you. snakes are gay now

She just goes there to knock everything off the shelves

Debra “The Bulldozer” Johnson