Solidary

if bibi wins im moving to canada

using my resources to dump a inordinate amount of cucumber, into the water supply. i am talking 1:1 ratio. they will thank me once the subtle flavor kicks in

im bout to go check my account balance please keep me in your prayers

male trader joe’s cashiers are the only men who have unlearned toxic masculinity

Behold, a picture that shows me so bare it should have been picked up by the Tmblpron al gore rhythms

My Grandfather Came To This Country With Nothing But His Juicy Couture Sweatpants And The Perfect Ass To Fill Those Things Out

worlds tallest vampire

count everest

hot cocoa made with water isnt hot cocoa. thats what they made socrates drink to kill him.

me after one activia 

As a general rule, if the Chosen One prophecy can be removed from your story without affecting the plot in any way whatsoever, you should probably remove it.

that’s a pretty brutal reading of the New Testament