magneto was right

Cats will not cuddle with me AGAIN

A single kitty cat has jumped on the bed

And they’re fighting

Cats will not cuddle with me AGAIN

A single kitty cat has jumped on the bed

A second kitty cats has entered the cuddle pile

Cats will not cuddle with me AGAIN

A single kitty cat has jumped on the bed

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

welcome to elmo’s world bitch

it feels really classless to say that remembering that charlie kirk died badly makes you smile and laugh but ill power through. ill say it

Keeping an alive tumblr in 2026 is proof of one's sincerity and authenticity - a type of person who enjoys posting for the sake of it with absolutely nothing to be gained....just the enjoyment of curation and self expression untainted by opportunity and relevance

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

The ladies are too engrossed by the moths outside the window to cuddle with me …

I’m about to close the dang window blinds

I closed the window blinds moth party is over folks

I said Moth party is OVER!!!

The ladies are too engrossed by the moths outside the window to cuddle with me …

I’m about to close the dang window blinds

I closed the window blinds moth party is over folks

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

The ladies are too engrossed by the moths outside the window to cuddle with me …

I’m about to close the dang window blinds

The ladies are too engrossed by the moths outside the window to cuddle with me …

I’m about to close the dang window blinds