It's Made Of People

Okay, maybe I don’t understand these things because I’m a Jew, but my calendar seems wrong … https://go2.vpml.net/3hw3dpa

No #Superbowl victory celebration tomorrow. Just another manic Monday. https://go2.vpml.net/34Rgt4H

Was I the only one thinking Kirsten Dunst was gonna make out with 50 Cent? #HalfTimeShow #SBLVI #SuperBowl

Did they move a trailer park to the #HalfTimeShow ? What’s happening here? #SuperBowl

And the big surprise of the #halftimeshow is Dr Dre. I know he was announced but I forgot about Dre. #SuperBowl

Matthew Stafford just got sacked like a loaf of bread under my canned goods at Krogers #SBLVI #Bengals #SuperBowl

If the #Bengals win, we’re all gonna walk like Egyptians! #SuperBowl #sb #sb56 #WhoDey

We’re now entering the 47th and final hour of the #SuperBowl pregame show. #sb #sb56

The key to winning tonight’s #superbowl is to score more points than the other team. #hiremeforcommentary #sb #SB56

Remind me what time we’re all smoking this #SuperBowl with Snoop …

Now that it's almost 2021, I should probably stop writing 2020 as the date on my checks. Also it's no longer 2001, so I probably should stop writing checks.

“Unfortunately, we know nothing about this period of American History because someone tore down a statue of a racist.”

So the walk from the parking lot into work this morning was interesting. https://go2.vpml.net/3x3DU3E

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“You have to be the gender you were assigned at birth. You can’t just can’t just change body parts!” Plastic potato: “Yes, I can, it’s my whole shtick. Also I wasn't so much born as I was manufactured.” “Not like that! I’ve stuck my penis inside Ms Potatohead & I can’t be gay!”

John Lennon: Imagine all the people living life in peace. Me: Wow, that’s freaking beautiful man. Carl Douglas: Now instead, imagine everybody was kung fu fighting. Me: You’re right, that IS better. Hey, everybody! Carl’s idea is better!