solasty

Every Dragon Age 4 waiting fan needs this on their blog

the moon is proud of you

and so are the stars

and so is the sun 

and so is the whole universe

2018 is all about girls getting buff. ladies getting swole. women getting fucking jacked

OMG IT WAS INTENTIONAL THAT IS AMAZING

This post got 7000% better. 

My sense of humor is growing more and more ridiculous because I was just sitting here by myself thinking like what if instead of saying “are you kidding me” we said weird food related things like “are you frying my rice right now” or even “are you seriously buttering all of my toast with this” and honestly I cried

this post is the best thing I’ve ever put on this site because I’m still getting messages and replies from people with their own versions of these jokes

#are you flipping my pancakes

the extent of which I will go to in order to keep alistair theirin safe and happy is genuinely worrying like not only was I totally ok with unleashing an old god into thedas just so my warden could marry him but I will always sacrifice my hawke for a warden alistair. now that there are rumours of his blood being able to cure the calling, this brings a new question: would I end the calling and possibly the blight itself in exchange for alistairs life? after approx 6 seconds of deep consideration, my answer is this. I hope you motherfuckers are ready for the 6th blight.

I’ll get over it I just gotta be dramatic first

new trend: scurvy