i'm your sleep paralysis

NO mom it’s NOT a phase *spurs clank as i stomp up the stairs*

This cat strikes me as both fascinated by the sensation of the rain - the smell, sound, and feel of it - and completely mortified by the fact that it comes with being wet

This cat is like “I am enjoying approximately 75% of this experience but I’m not sure if it’s worth that other 25%”

sleeping under a blanket in just your underwear when it’s cold and your blanket is warm enough to make up for it is the best fucking thing

until the demon living under your bed rips it off and has full access to your body

and the demon is probably hot so she can do what she wants what’s your point

a lot more likes than reblogs on this post bc this webbed site is full of cowards that know im right

the parasocial relationship between me and my mutuals who i don’t talk to yet convince myself we’re besties and i know everything about them

I love daydreaming and not having to participate in life

NAKEY!!!!

THEY HAVE NO PANTS!!!

SIR WHY DID YOU PUSH YOUR BROTHER???

glancing down at mens chest hair while theyre talking like it's cleavage

the feminine urge to be ominous & terrifying