Sokolas

I’m glad humans evolved to Boop the Snoot for Good Luck.

glowing as though holy

Emet-Selch & all the Ascians: Oh sure, when I try to rejoin the stars, I'm the bad guy, bUT WHEN AZEM DOES IT-

fuck hussle culture, the toad to success is to sleep well, eat well and have fun

i meant road. road to success

treat yourself with the same kindness and understanding youd offer to an ancient wizard

i didn't realize this would be a problem when I posted this but some of you don't have the respect and admiration for an ancient wizard that I assumed would be more inherent and universal

at the club doing the fork in the garbage disposal

"I hated Alphinaud in ARR bc he was insufferable!" Okay but that was the point. You get that that was the point, right? He's a rich privileged kid with a whole lot of idealism and big ideas. He's literally 16. We've all met that teenager who's recently gotten really into social justice and due to the fact that they are an inexperienced teenager believe that they have all the answers and that they alone will fix the world. Alphinaud is what would happen if you gave a Tumblr kid the money and power to try their shit out for real and then immediately get rocked by the real world and humbled to shit. And I personally love that about him.