u ok?

please princess™… i require your stability and happiness

*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE* ow

the gecko has spoken

Why does this look like the wild thornberrys

It: Chapter 2 looks wack

me: wow the stars are beautiful tonight  gf: yeah they are me: you know who else is beautiful though?  gf: *blushes* who  me: luigi 

baby boomers: climate change & bisexuals aren’t real also i’m better than u

gen x: !!! kids these days are spending too much time on the phones!! they’re faking the depression & anxiety !!

millennials: people need to realize the importance of our truths and struggles; rent prices, shitty education, decreased job opportunities, and discrimination, are causing genuine problems among today’s population

gen z: ok i’m ready to eat fruit, be gay, go to the moon, and die lets go fuckers

The 11:59 pm deadline ain't no joke in college.

listen to me. look me in the eyes. that blackboard link will close on your procrastinating ass

Blackboard and Canvas are cold, unforgiving mistresses. Turn yo shit in.

i guess what ppl dont tell u about college is that is a very lonesome period of ur life. and that doesnt mean like u wont have lots of friends or u wont party or whatever but ur going to spend so much time alone. like cooking by yourself and studying n homework and driving and going to classes like……… its just you sometimes. and the trick is to use that time by yourself to relax and understand YOU better and iron out your own wants n wishes instead of wallowing

letting my mom watch queer eye was a mistake. she just walked into my room, pointed at some clothes on my floor and said “hey. what would tan say about this???” and i just shuffled over to pick them up like a sad child cause i would want tan france to be proud of me :( fuck :(

Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?

i didn’t reblog this before, but this got better.

I’m so relieved that he wasn’t serious and I’m sure his dentist is too

dude I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I NEVER saw the last bit and I am so shook.

#justiceformatt

I’ve never seen this version before. Well, good for Matt, then.