bite more often

“must everything be homoerotic” no. but many things are, you will find

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

(smoking a cigarette) the average american is afraid of what is new and what is foreign, and especially of what is adult. they are trapped forever in daycares of their own design, reading books and watching shows made for children. And while there are interesting things made for children, by and large, they tend to stick to inoffensive, intensely juvenile things that won't challenge them much. And worst of all, if you suggest to your Average American that they should try to step outside of their narrow box, especially if they're trying to become artists, animators, film makers, novelists, etc, everyone acts as if you've just bombed the daycare. Wow.

Yaaaawn! Call me when they're covered in blood and having gay sex

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

i cannot get across to you how bad whale bones smell. if you have never smelt whale bones before nothing prepares you for it. if you ask me what the worst thing ive ever smelt is i am going to say whale bones. how the fuck did these same animals give us ambergris