#swu

Later...

LRR, sobbing: SHE NEVER TOLD US SHE WAS GONNA GET US A PONY!!!! SWU: Hey, at least we don't have to spend any money on food. LRR: SHUWU!!! SWU: WHAT, I'm RIGHT.

Reference to this

This was the first of at least three ponies that LRR and SWU lost via TFJ's impulsive neck-breaking.

TFJ does not see the problem; the pony is only dead, not gone, so they still have plenty of Döner Kebab.

Eventually LRR goes to TRP and asks for a pony with an unbreakable neck, and she summons some of her Worm Army to form a pony construct for him. Which he then names Breakneck in honour of the ponies that came before it.