i do what he does, just slower

This makes my HEART HAPPY. The Winchester Mystery House is my favorite tourist trap in the entire world and on top of being just the kitschiest is also a beautiful, wonderful work of architecture, surrounded by lovely gardens. Whenever anyone visited us in California from out of state we’d drag them there, so I must have been on the tour at least a dozen times before the age of eighteen.

I’ve been making dad jokes for years but my wife and I are expecting our first child and I’ve finally been making dad jokes while actually being a dad.

this is often because when you’ve submitted something (like fanfiction to ao3) it will be in a different font, size and framing than in your word processor. The text will look different in the new environment so your brain stops skipping what looks familiar (like a typo that has been there since the beginning).

now if she DOES it like this will you DO it right back now when she TOUCHES like this will you touch her like that now if she moves like this will you move her like that COME ON shake shake shake shake shake IT