Very beautiful, very powerful mess

I can see why some fishermen have like, groups of six Magikarp then.

september was practice… in october I’m getting my shit together

in november I'm getting my shit together

in december I’m getting my shit together

in february I’m getting my shit together

in march I’m getting my shit together

in april I’m getting my shit together

in may I’m getting my shit together

in june I’m getting my shit together

𝕴 𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖉𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖉𝖘 𝖈𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖉𝖓'𝖙 𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙 𝖋𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖇𝖆𝖑𝖑?

It's clearly casting moonbeam, you uncultured fireball-brained wizard.

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

Joy and whimsy detected. This post is joyful and whimsical. I guess

i am a proud butt pirate; reblog if you are a proud butt pirate

I'm instituting a new policy of "if I can't easily read your crusty scanned PDF then I'm sending it back to you, telling you to get your shit together and save your .docx as .pdf, and causing snakes to manifest inside your house"

this but also if you are in accounting and you have an Excel file please do not save it as a PDF or take a screenshot of it and then paste it into another Excel file

I take it back whatever you have going on is way worse than what I was dealing with holy shit

yeah no this is a real thing an actual human being said to me

I'm not learning to tailor my fucking clothes stop sending links. If they don't make clothes that fit I simply will not buy them. They should just sell clothes that fit. And if not I will continue to wear my sweatpants

a good fan edit will change how to you listen a certain song forever

enough old man yaoi. We need old woman yuri IMMEDIATELY

when an artist draws fem versions of male characters but makes them skinnier smaller and less muscular................im not saying this is illegal but when their heart will be put on a scale it ain't gonna be lighter than a feather

You people are normal right. If I learn how to be a person from you it would be fine right

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Y’all are so fucking miserable tbh

This. I have a job, i live with my parents, so i have spare money, but i still have to save up to go buy some clothes after like at least a year of not getting new clothes

environmental storytelling.