Lyra is walking down the street with the camera looking up past the side of her face towards the clouds.
“I swear to Celestia.”
Cut to different clouds, different day.
“She’s up there, I know she is.”
Cut again to different clouds.
“She’s just waiting f–”
Rainbow Dash appears over Lyra’s back, looking into the camera curiously, Lyra freaks out, screaming and dropping the phone.
Celestia is speaking at a press conference, but the audio is replaced by somepony else speaking.
“Cake is life. You don’t understand. Five billion years and I’ve found nothing in this damned world worth my time except for beautiful, moist, delicious c–”
Fluttershy is staring into the screen, close up to where you can barely see the ceiling behind her over her head. She is whispering something, clearly talking, until a bear is visible behind her. She stops mumbling and sighs, turning around and speaking at a normal volume.
“No! I won’t give you a fourth bath today! Three is enough! This is my special private time!”
A random pony is walking down the street, with one other pony walking the other way. The first pony falls through a manhole without any change in expression and the other one stops, looking between the hole and the camera.
Pony 2: “Did… Did she just die?!”
Pony off camera: “She dead!”
Luna is walking down the street and a random pony runs up to her with an obviously fake microphone.
Pony: “The moon landings were faked!”
Luna, with just a raised eyebrow, lights her horn and the pony vanishes. Luna looks at her watch and a moment later the pony reappears, dusty grey and looking shocked.
Luna: “Didja learn?”
Mayor mare speaking, overlaid with another pony’s voice that sounds suspiciously like Pinkie.
“Could I interest you in some clean and potable water? Free from bone rot? One hundred percent not poisonous, clean, potable water? It’s potable!”
Heavy rock music plays as Twilight, with her cool manestyle from “Castle sweet castle” a leather jacket and sunglasses walk past the camera, until she runs into another pony and they fall over, still in slow motion.
Pegasus speaking to camera holder.
“But if you fly straight down, you’ll go so fast, anyone could do a sonic rainboom!”
Montage of Pegasus flying straight down into piles of pillows, a pond, bushes, and then finally into a tree. Laying on the ground under the tree, grinning with crossed eyes, she says one very loud, very wobbly word.
Fluttershy flying around in a Celestia costume, camera pans to show Celestia in the disguise of a baseball cap and sunglasses, looking annoyed.
“She has better ratings than me, apparently.”
“When everypony is getting into a song, and you aren’t feeling it.”
Montage of Bon-Bon trying to read a book while repeatedly being displaced by a large musical number.
Fleur-de-lis runs into the room, teary eyed with dramatic streaked eyeliner.
“I will kill him! I will fucking kill him, swear to Celestia!”
Camera pony “What the fuck did he do?!”
Fleur “He left his socks all over the bedroom floor!”
Camera pony “Your husband wears socks?”
Fleur, suddenly calm. “We’re a very progressive couple.”
Fancy Pants in a cute dress with socks on, strutting down the halls of their home.
“It’s called having style, daaaahling, and I’ve got it in spades.”
Pan to a grumpy looking Fleur-de-lis wearing a fake mustache, a suit, and his monocle.
“Get in bed then, I’m gonna f–”
Cut to Fancy Pants, still in full dress up, running down the tiled hallways screaming with a gleeful Fleur behind him.
