수고했어 종현아

When I was in 3rd grade I had a group of friends who I would roleplay warrior cats on the playground with at my after school program. Running around the soccer field on my hands and knees pretending to chase other cats off my territory was literally my childhood. And we had this thing called the birthing stick, that was basically this one random stick that whenever someone in our clan was giving birth they would put in their mouth and bite it as hard as they fucking could.

And so one day one of my friends decided they wanted kits, and so they fell on the ground and screamed that they were giving birth. I was the medicine cat at the time, so it was my job to go grab the stick. So you know, the birthing stick was pretty big stick, it was about an inch thick and pretty long. But apparently our constant biting on this stick must have worn it down or something because this stick just fucking snaps.

A few pieces of wood fly though the air, and everyone starts freaking out because she just snapped a stick in half in her mouth. And its while were freaking our that we realize that as the stick left her mouth it left her with a few splinters embedded in her gums.