SoftballWolffieEnchancer8

If kinetic energy can be converted to thermal energy, how hard do I need to slap a chicken to cook it?

Magnificent

Sorry I keep reblogging Booksmart stuff but I went to see it again tonight and it was even more enjoyable the second time. I haven’t loved a movie this much in a long time.

Shit is crazy out here

I swear I was just talking to my mom about how no one is talking about Flint anymore as if the water problem has ceased. Smdh

spotify gives you all of your stats at the end of every year and makes you a playlist of your top 100 songs, makes you six (6) personalized playlists every day, And a playlist every monday of new music based on your listening history and yall still gonna say apple music is better? i have to laugh

I just realized all the kids growing up with Spotify don’t have to spend money on specific music anymore, so they probably won’t have the memory of saving up money to buy their first CD and having it be something super cringy…like I think I saved up $15 for three weeks to buy the Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack at Barnes & Noble when I was 9 and I was really proud of myself for that. Add your first CD you were way too proud of buying in the tags

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS

9 million people fucking love dogs

Here we come 10.

im still hurt by the 2017 cancellation of girl meets world

To All The Books I’ve Bought Before And Still Haven’t Read

“As fuck” has become a universal unit of measurement