~hola~

one time i was at my friends place and we were cooking this zucchini noodle recipe and it called for two cloves of garlic and me, being the garlic connoisseur that i am, jokingly said “two is not nearly enough let’s do twenty” and my friend was just like “why on earth would we do that” and in that moment i knew the garlic fandom is a niche and special group… some minds just haven’t expanded to our horizons yet 

Imagine being this fresh every time you breathe

me: im not gonna rush things ill get around to dating eventually its not at all indicative of my self worth also me: who here is attracted to me please raise your hand

I thought the age of obscure aesthetic photos was over but here I am in 2017 faced with this

with great power comes a great electricity bill

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed