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Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

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im not immune to how corsets make breasts look

i never listened to one direction but i always found it funny that they had a member named harry AND another member named larry. just rhyming bros

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haha hey i love the blood dripping from your face and the animal rage in your eyes whats your pronouns

damn my pants ripped in the desert ahhh the sand so hot on my dick

bro look out for that cactus

ahh the cactus so pain on my dick

“who’s a bigger simp....mordecai or finn?” is so tired. we all know who would be cooler and more normal about you being nonbinary

i don’t think mordecai from regular show is transphobic i just think you’d have to have a 10 minute conversation with him about gender and after every time you walked into the room he’d be like “yoooo, they/them!!! how’s it going my nonbinary?” despite being only acquaintances. finn from adventure time would be like “that’s cool! watch this” and then start beatboxing or something