Pinned for any new followers, my opinions of any soda I review will be shaped by the following facts about me:
-im a Club Cool apologist
-im allergic to aspartame but I'm trying to overcome this
-i like carbonated waters
-i like beers
-i like my steely Dan records (Aja, gaucho, the royal scam)
-my resting heart rate is 104
-i live by a beautiful lake which makes the beverages hit more
-i can identify more birds of southeastern Ontario than most people can but not as many as an expert bird watcher.
-ive been pursuing esoteric beverages since I was 8 years old
-i think radio towers are hotter than smokestacks but smokestacks are hotter than lighthouses.
-i have a complex and sordid history with stevia that verges on hatesex
DNI if:
-you think dr pepper has any place in the coke v Pepsi discourse (it is a seperate experience)
-you treat Lester's fixings as real sodas (they are Reddit memes, not worth consideration)
-you have a stomach ulcer.
Please remember to open pressurized beverages slowly to avoid a big sticky mess 🥰











