Socially Awkward Drummer

I NEVER KNEW THE REASON THE NEPHEWS WERE LEFT WITH SCROOGE WAS BECAUSE DONALD HAD TO LITERALLY GO OFF WITH THE NAVY LIKE

Part 1 of a Rick and Morty reading of some court transcripts from Georgia (word-for-word, this is directly from the court documents).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXB988kF3hI

And, for reference, this is the actual transcript of the court documents:

https://imgur.com/a/skffp

This is the judge and defendant IRL:

liam neeson

omg so many robots

literal war hero r2d2??

ewan mcgregor

the fact that he couldn’t stop making light saber noises

is he supposed to look so jesus-y or is it just a beautiful coincidence?

the literal one scene in phantom menace without any CGI

the music

@ john williams haters: FIGHT ME

“lost a planet, master obi-wan has. how embarrassing.”

christopher lee’s voice

“good call, my young padawan”

a line that was made to be giffed

yoda’s “i fuckin told u” face every time anakin does something dumb

hayden christensen’s hair, once he gets rid of that dumb braid

the complete lack of subtlety in character names

“count dooku” is the most evil name i have ever heard

“general grievous” and “lord sidious” are tied for second

“darth plagueis?” are you kidding?

that part where r2 screams and runs into the wall

like 5 whole seconds in revenge of the sith where everyone is happy

obi-wan abandoning cloaks wherever he goes