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@socialitesleuth
Welcome to the Creighton-Ward Manor!
Please, do take a seat and make yourself at home. I'm sure Parker will be here with the tea soon (and by that I do mean actual tea, and not the T.E.A. We don't want to be having to sort out any situations just yet, do we?)
Right then, shall we get down to business?
*clears her throat and lifts up her agenda of rules, boundaries and tagged-related items*
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I have accepted that Gordon is temporarily unavailable. I have not accepted that this condition is permanent. She’s had him long enough. It’s time to release him back into the ecosystem.
🙊🤭👀 Set our Fish free! Give him back to us (since she won’t share😩)
@squidsinashirt, I wasn't aware you were simply on a loan.
Neither was I! 🙂↔️
Don’t get any ideas, that sale was final.
And here I was hoping I'd get my deposit back 😒😘
I have accepted that Gordon is temporarily unavailable. I have not accepted that this condition is permanent. She’s had him long enough. It’s time to release him back into the ecosystem.
🙊🤭👀 Set our Fish free! Give him back to us (since she won’t share😩)
@squidsinashirt, I wasn't aware you were simply on a loan.
I’m simply saying Captain Scarlet offers the superior tragic-hero experience. 😘 Scarlet gets nearly killed, regenerates perfectly and returns with fresh emotional damage and an untouched jawline. 🥵 He can die on Tuesday and still take Rhapsody dancing by Friday. Gordon gets nearly killed and comes back with scars, chronic pain and as long term damaged goods that Miss Penelope gets as a project 📈
You’re right of course, Anon 🔥 everybody loves the tragic hero who comes back even better 🥵
I . . .
No. No. No, Scarlet you are a good person, you are a good person, you are a good, kind person....
A good, very chiselled, hero 😘
-_-
@callsign-rhapsody @bluebostonian Rhapsody, Blue, help, please?
I think these people are beyond help, Paul.
And as someone who fairly frequently has to witness the situations Scarlet often faces, I can assure you that "emotional damage" is not as sexy as it may sound. It's very real, very raw. The jawline comments, however, are something I can't dispute with.
Newly awake from a very long night and wishing I had just stayed in bed.
I think Blue’s right.
Parasocial toaster.
We bet Miss Penelope wishes that too 😙🤭🔥
That's Lady Penelope Creighton-Ward to you.
🤭😘🙊🔥
We bet Lady Penelope Creighton-Ward who has not denied it wishes that too
A refusal to comment does not mean agreement nor disagreement. It is simply just that; a refusal to comment.
I’m simply saying Captain Scarlet offers the superior tragic-hero experience. 😘 Scarlet gets nearly killed, regenerates perfectly and returns with fresh emotional damage and an untouched jawline. 🥵 He can die on Tuesday and still take Rhapsody dancing by Friday. Gordon gets nearly killed and comes back with scars, chronic pain and as long term damaged goods that Miss Penelope gets as a project 📈
You’re right of course, Anon 🔥 everybody loves the tragic hero who comes back even better 🥵
I . . .
No. No. No, Scarlet you are a good person, you are a good person, you are a good, kind person....
A good, very chiselled, hero 😘
-_-
@callsign-rhapsody @bluebostonian Rhapsody, Blue, help, please?
I think these people are beyond help, Paul.
And as someone who fairly frequently has to witness the situations Scarlet often faces, I can assure you that "emotional damage" is not as sexy as it may sound. It's very real, very raw. The jawline comments, however, are something I can't dispute with.
Newly awake from a very long night and wishing I had just stayed in bed.
I think Blue’s right.
Parasocial toaster.
We bet Miss Penelope wishes that too 😙🤭🔥
That's Lady Penelope Creighton-Ward to you.
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Tell us more about this undercover op, Miss Penelope
Lady Penelope.
Oh, darling Anon, I wish I could, but I'm afraid I've been silenced by the Secrets Act. What I can tell you is it involved tracking down an elite, global arms group in Europe.
There wasn't a lot of time for sightseeing, however the undercover operation did sometimes allow for pretend sightseeing. My partner for the mission got a few shots.
Dear Lady Penelope,
Now that you are single and a free agent so to speak — can we expect more daring adventures? More thrilling undercover operations? Sly sleuthing and glamorous gallivanting?
Ah. The gossip mill has been churning out the usual spew of disinformation, I see.
Whoever said I was single, darling? I can assure you I am very much not a free agent currently, in any sense of the word.
That being said, the rest of your inquiry is true. My work keeps me rather busy, now more than ever, but two things can be balanced at the same time. Why have the assumption that a woman is either in a wonderful relationship or is busy with her workload? Why can she not be both?
And, though it is not owed to anyone, how about photographic proof to ease some of those fears?
Note to self Gordon - just because you didn’t see the other Thunderbird move doesn’t mean she hasn’t recently been out ✨
And on an add on to that - don’t lean against the potentially toasty engine manifold quite so casually.
Ow ow ow ow ow
Do I need to @ anyone or are you able to reach it all and take care of it?
No, no smotherhen @s required, thank you v much.
Just gonna sit and soak my leg in Four’s tank and curse her big sister for a while 🙂↔️
With some choice language, but quietly because Grandma might be lurking.
Ah gotcha, specifically no @ smotherhen.
@socialitesleuth your beau has a boo boo and might want some attention.
Thank you for the heads up!
@squidsinashirt, what exactly did you do and what sort of care package are you requiring?
@cpt-scarlet-spectrum, I have had numerous people reporting concerns regarding your well-being to me.
On a completely unrelated issue: have you seen the English Premiere League Championship match yet?
No... not yet....
How worried should I be, scale of 1-10, 1 being Arsenal won and 10 being the Hotspurs won?
And break the sacred rule not to spoil an unwatched sports match? Not bloody likely.
I can reassure everybody you're 'okay', and tell them to enjoy the peace while it lasts.
. . . . .
That is not in the least bit reassuring! Bloody hell I still have three hours on the clock!
Wasn't meant to be reassuring. Like I said: the sacred rule. Anything could happen in that match.
(Okay, almost everything. Nothing happened that would require Spectrum's involvement.)
. . . You're winding me up on purpose, aren't you?
Gotta have some fun.
You have odd ideas about 'fun', but then I'm not really one to talk.
This feels like a good time to bring out my West Ham Hawaiian shirt 🙂↔️
Actually, that raises a good point. Do you know where Lady Penelope and her household stand on this point?
Also, since I just finished watching HA! YES! It's so close! One more match!
You’re gonna get a diplomatic answer of Foxleyheath United or something…
That’d also be assuming @socialitesleuth has ever willingly attended a soccer game 😂
Didn't we burn that monstrosity of a football shirt?
Shudders. I'm going to refrain for correcting you on your improper term for football, Gordon darling, but you are correct. Football isn't really my sport.
Parker, on the other hand, is a big fan of West Ham, I believe. Don't ask him about any recent games, though, unless you want to have a fully evidenced, verbal presentation for the rest of your afternoon.
So if you haven’t been ghosted, what’s she doing and why is she not talking you?
I could tell you. But then you’d need to meet an unfortunate end and that would be sad soooo…
Doing what she does best, and doing it in style, I’d imagine 🙂↔️
You know, I'm starting to believe that these Anons are not simply fishing for gossip, but that they're trying to coax out classified information...
Spying? Through the medium of the hellsite?
Maybe they’re just wanting to know you’re alive and well 🙂↔️
I know I am
Or they might not, I suppose, depending on who’s trying to dig up the dirt…
Gossip is a viable spying method. It just seems, mostly, harmless, and people get comfortable and drop their guard, thoughtlessly give away little crumbs of information without realizing... It's an intelligence nightmare.
You’re talking @socialitesleuth’s language there.
Loose lips sink ships and all that, Captain.
Mr. Turner is right. You'd be surprised by the inventive ways moles get their information. It's always those you least expect.
And no, this absolutely isn't lingering paranoia from an undercover operation I've recently returned from...
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So if you haven’t been ghosted, what’s she doing and why is she not talking you?
I could tell you. But then you’d need to meet an unfortunate end and that would be sad soooo…
Doing what she does best, and doing it in style, I’d imagine 🙂↔️
You know, I'm starting to believe that these Anons are not simply fishing for gossip, but that they're trying to coax out classified information...
Hello Lady Penelope. Do you have any plans for Easter this year? What about your famous gala?
Hello, Anon.
Unfortunately, while I do indeed have plans, they will not be involving the famous gala. I have been called away on an assignment over the Easter weekend (and for slightly longer, though that is by-the-by) and so shall be spending the holiday working.
Gordon never winning any of your Thirst polls tells the true matter - everyone is afraid of Lady Penelope.
We are told @socialitesleuth can be scary when she wants to be 👀 our processes are uncertain.
But the Gordon channel on the Discord is password protected, just in case 🤭
I'm glad my reputation precedes me.
Passwords are easy to crack. You might want to reconsider how you encrypt that server...
It’s lovely to see you back Lady P! How are you? How are things?
Thank you, Anon, that's terribly kind of you to say!
I am doing very well, thank you for inquiring. It has been a fairly busy few months, with much travelling for various galas, speeches, missions and, of course, the odd holiday in between.
I am aware my content has been lacking as of late, so allow me to offer you Bertie, the paddling pooch.
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Got to ask it - which of the Tracy’s boys would be most likely to break your heart? ‘Hook up and never hear from again’ sort of vibes? 👀
Well there’s only one way to answer this one Anon — a community poll! ❓❔❓❔❓❔
Which of the Tracy boys would be most likely to break your heart?
Scott
Virgil (if you actually choose this answer, the ThirstBot will find you 👀)
John
Gordon
None of them, Grandma Tracy instilled manners and Jeff made sure they understood respect! Those boys would not dare ghost anyone, even if they need to politely thank you for your time and make it clear that it is not likely to be repeated.
Although if you're hitting on her man, Lady Penelope will ABSOLUTLEY break your heart ... as well as every bone in your body.
Don’t give @socialitesleuth too many ideas…
Who's to say I don't already have a list of ideas, hm?
@thunderthirstbot
You'd best take her seriously, I've seen @callsign-rhapsody 's list, and those two trade ideas.
That is very true. In fact, I'd dare say some of my best ideas have come from Dianne.
Got to ask it - which of the Tracy’s boys would be most likely to break your heart? ‘Hook up and never hear from again’ sort of vibes? 👀
Well there’s only one way to answer this one Anon — a community poll! ❓❔❓❔❓❔
Which of the Tracy boys would be most likely to break your heart?
Scott
Virgil (if you actually choose this answer, the ThirstBot will find you 👀)
John
Gordon
None of them, Grandma Tracy instilled manners and Jeff made sure they understood respect! Those boys would not dare ghost anyone, even if they need to politely thank you for your time and make it clear that it is not likely to be repeated.
Although if you're hitting on her man, Lady Penelope will ABSOLUTLEY break your heart ... as well as every bone in your body.
Don’t give @socialitesleuth too many ideas…
Who's to say I don't already have a list of ideas, hm?
