what’s shakin’ bacon

I burnt my finger once trying to see if the muffins we were making were done.

Oh, and that one time momentum got me. Honestly, I just couldn’t be bothered typing it all out so have the compressed report, there you go 🙂‍↔️

And still here to annoy everyone today 🙂‍↕️

There was another time too, but that one wasn’t as bad.

Oh no. Hate this question. Deeply offensive. Ten out of ten. How dare you suggest I’m anything like fifty percent of my DNA 🤨

There’s lot of little things…

But saying, “We’re not done yet,” in a voice that made six board members and an entire portion of the finance team immediately sit up straighter, is up there.

Awful. Horrifying. I apologised so many times and bought everyone on the finance team donuts and dinner to try and make up for it, with a card that said Sorry I Became My Father. Apparently what was written on it was hilarious and they still have it pinned on the wall with the little toy squid I gave them. Anyway. Still mooching up to them for it 🙂‍↕️

We were testing a flood-response drone system for coastal communities. Great idea, sound theory. Unfortunately, as happens unless you are actually Brains, the prototype had the survival instincts of wet cardboard. It failed in the tank. Failed in the simulator. Failed in field conditions. Failed so dramatically once that it bumped into a pier and just sort of… gave up 😩

Mood, honestly.

And the finance board were less than enthused, and the board were throwing around the good ol’ corporate slang about viabilities and long term scalability and margin projections.

(I was eating red hot Cheetos out a mug at that point, I’m not sure what else was said, I don’t so well in several hours long finance meetings, especially when they’re trying to kill my pet projects 🙂‍↔️)

(But I am also a fiscally responsible grown adult and realise a successful business needs to be financially viable and this is why we love the finance team because otherwise we’d be in trouble. We being me. This is also why I’ll never be in actual management but that’s a tangent for another day)

Anyway, too long, don’t read; I got a bit annoyed.

Because there was a right answer in there, and I could see it, and once I can see it I become, apparently, deeply annoying. Coupled with that annoying moral backbone that makes you deeply inconvenient in a meeting with people in suits who have never actually done the thing you’re trying to do.

This was about something that could potentially save hundreds of lives over and over, and would have really benefited the most deprived communities who didn’t have access to tech to help already. Prime Tracy Industries ground to cover. Like the majority of the portfolio I look after, it’s third sector work and it’s deeply important to us, to the TI ethos, but I suspect to the board who like profits, a bit of a pain in the ass at times. CEO not included, of course 🫶🏻

And it was beyond frustrating to me that we were equating lives with money, especially given that this was just the prototype. It felt like giving up at the first challenge and that really irritates me. That’s dangerously Dad-coded.

So I licked my Cheeto-y fingers and downed my root beer in one, and got up to speak. I’m standing there like, no, actually, we are going to do the right thing and we are going to do it properly, and you aren’t killing this at the first hurdle, and one of the board members starts arguing back with me and… yeah. That’s when it came out.

The whole room went very quiet and again, too long, don’t read, it’s a very successful project now that we’ve got fifteen sites for 🙂‍↔️

Anywayyyyy… I think that’s the most Jeff Tracy thing in me. Not arrogance, not ego. Just this bone-deep refusal to accept an obstacle as permanent until I’ve personally offended it from every possible angle. Dad doesn’t believe in things because they’re easy; he has this maddening, immovable faith that impossible is not impossible.

And that’s the biggest thing Dad gave us, I think. Not the money. Not the machines (although I am eternally grateful to him and @brains-ir for my baby girl). He gave us this deep rooted belief that if you can help, you should. If something matters, if it’s important to you, then you throw your weight behind it and prove your point and get the thing done regardless of the noise round about you. You stand there and refuse to let the world stay broken in that particular way, and you give it your all and you damn well care about it.

And it’s what got him where he is and why people trust him. It’s why people believe in us, in International Rescue. It’s the Tracy magic ✨

None of them

Oh no. Hate this question. Deeply offensive. Ten out of ten. How dare you suggest I’m anything like fifty percent of my DNA 🤨

There’s lot of little things…

But saying, “We’re not done yet,” in a voice that made six board members and an entire portion of the finance team immediately sit up straighter, is up there.

Awful. Horrifying. I apologised so many times and bought everyone on the finance team donuts and dinner to try and make up for it, with a card that said Sorry I Became My Father. Apparently what was written on it was hilarious and they still have it pinned on the wall with the little toy squid I gave them. Anyway. Still mooching up to them for it 🙂‍↕️

We were testing a flood-response drone system for coastal communities. Great idea, sound theory. Unfortunately, as happens unless you are actually Brains, the prototype had the survival instincts of wet cardboard. It failed in the tank. Failed in the simulator. Failed in field conditions. Failed so dramatically once that it bumped into a pier and just sort of… gave up 😩

Mood, honestly.

And the finance board were less than enthused, and the board were throwing around the good ol’ corporate slang about viabilities and long term scalability and margin projections.

(I was eating red hot Cheetos out a mug at that point, I’m not sure what else was said, I don’t so well in several hours long finance meetings, especially when they’re trying to kill my pet projects 🙂‍↔️)

(But I am also a fiscally responsible grown adult and realise a successful business needs to be financially viable and this is why we love the finance team because otherwise we’d be in trouble. We being me. This is also why I’ll never be in actual management but that’s a tangent for another day)

Anyway, too long, don’t read; I got a bit annoyed.

Because there was a right answer in there, and I could see it, and once I can see it I become, apparently, deeply annoying. Coupled with that annoying moral backbone that makes you deeply inconvenient in a meeting with people in suits who have never actually done the thing you’re trying to do.

This was about something that could potentially save hundreds of lives over and over, and would have really benefited the most deprived communities who didn’t have access to tech to help already. Prime Tracy Industries ground to cover. Like the majority of the portfolio I look after, it’s third sector work and it’s deeply important to us, to the TI ethos, but I suspect to the board who like profits, a bit of a pain in the ass at times. CEO not included, of course 🫶🏻

And it was beyond frustrating to me that we were equating lives with money, especially given that this was just the prototype. It felt like giving up at the first challenge and that really irritates me. That’s dangerously Dad-coded.

So I licked my Cheeto-y fingers and downed my root beer in one, and got up to speak. I’m standing there like, no, actually, we are going to do the right thing and we are going to do it properly, and you aren’t killing this at the first hurdle, and one of the board members starts arguing back with me and… yeah. That’s when it came out.

The whole room went very quiet and again, too long, don’t read, it’s a very successful project now that we’ve got fifteen sites for 🙂‍↔️

Anywayyyyy… I think that’s the most Jeff Tracy thing in me. Not arrogance, not ego. Just this bone-deep refusal to accept an obstacle as permanent until I’ve personally offended it from every possible angle. Dad doesn’t believe in things because they’re easy; he has this maddening, immovable faith that impossible is not impossible.

And that’s the biggest thing Dad gave us, I think. Not the money. Not the machines (although I am eternally grateful to him and @brains-ir for my baby girl). He gave us this deep rooted belief that if you can help, you should. If something matters, if it’s important to you, then you throw your weight behind it and prove your point and get the thing done regardless of the noise round about you. You stand there and refuse to let the world stay broken in that particular way, and you give it your all and you damn well care about it.

And it’s what got him where he is and why people trust him. It’s why people believe in us, in International Rescue. It’s the Tracy magic ✨

And you know if you ever wanna know anything, all you gotta do is ask. I know the big bros kept you out of it as you were a sproutling, but, well, you’re not anymore so…

Cvk drbv fev kyzex mvip tcvri: Dp Erdv Zj Tfeiru.

On one hand, I do sympathise. I know how much he HATES being called (quoting here for accuracy - NOT using the word myself) 'Con', or any related term.

On the other hand, if I wasn't allowed to have Scarlet "moderately maul" that asshole who kept calling me 'Ed' at the symposium last year, there will be no tactical missile strikes on internet anons.

...

@cpt-scarlet-spectrum @spectrumsoverworkedcmo I'm fine. That immense anon ninny used a nickname that brings up some very bad memories. I didn't want to do something like spontaneously teleport and throttle them. Although I wouldn't mind some company, although you may find me a bit murderous.

Well, I'm a highly trained professional with learned to the point of instinct reactions, so don't bleed! (And don't try to hide it, I know Grey already claims I can smell blood at lower concentrations than a shark, and I really don't feel like you lot putting that hypothesis to the test.)

Cvk drbv fev kyzex mvip tcvri: Dp Erdv Zj Tfeiru.

On one hand, I do sympathise. I know how much he HATES being called (quoting here for accuracy - NOT using the word myself) 'Con', or any related term.

On the other hand, if I wasn't allowed to have Scarlet "moderately maul" that asshole who kept calling me 'Ed' at the symposium last year, there will be no tactical missile strikes on internet anons.

...

@cpt-scarlet-spectrum @spectrumsoverworkedcmo I'm fine. That immense anon ninny used a nickname that brings up some very bad memories. I didn't want to do something like spontaneously teleport and throttle them. Although I wouldn't mind some company, although you may find me a bit murderous.

Well, I'm a highly trained professional with learned to the point of instinct reactions, so don't bleed! (And don't try to hide it, I know Grey already claims I can smell blood at lower concentrations than a shark, and I really don't feel like you lot putting that hypothesis to the test.)

Cvk drbv fev kyzex mvip tcvri: Dp Erdv Zj Tfeiru.

On one hand, I do sympathise. I know how much he HATES being called (quoting here for accuracy - NOT using the word myself) 'Con', or any related term.

On the other hand, if I wasn't allowed to have Scarlet "moderately maul" that asshole who kept calling me 'Ed' at the symposium last year, there will be no tactical missile strikes on internet anons.

...

@cpt-scarlet-spectrum @spectrumsoverworkedcmo I'm fine. That immense anon ninny used a nickname that brings up some very bad memories. I didn't want to do something like spontaneously teleport and throttle them. Although I wouldn't mind some company, although you may find me a bit murderous.

Well, I'm a highly trained professional with learned to the point of instinct reactions, so don't bleed! (And don't try to hide it, I know Grey already claims I can smell blood at lower concentrations than a shark, and I really don't feel like you lot putting that hypothesis to the test.)

Cvk drbv fev kyzex mvip tcvri: Dp Erdv Zj Tfeiru.

On one hand, I do sympathise. I know how much he HATES being called (quoting here for accuracy - NOT using the word myself) 'Con', or any related term.

On the other hand, if I wasn't allowed to have Scarlet "moderately maul" that asshole who kept calling me 'Ed' at the symposium last year, there will be no tactical missile strikes on internet anons.

...

@cpt-scarlet-spectrum @spectrumsoverworkedcmo I'm fine. That immense anon ninny used a nickname that brings up some very bad memories. I didn't want to do something like spontaneously teleport and throttle them. Although I wouldn't mind some company, although you may find me a bit murderous.

Well, I'm a highly trained professional with learned to the point of instinct reactions, so don't bleed! (And don't try to hide it, I know Grey already claims I can smell blood at lower concentrations than a shark, and I really don't feel like you lot putting that hypothesis to the test.)