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name’s Gordon beach hair, don’t care celery enthusiast {{RP account}}

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I think you’re supposed to introduce yourself on these things so, here goes nothing.

Name’s Gordon (Cooper if you’re angry) Tracy.

If you can tell us apart, you’re doing well.

Brothers > all others 👨🏻🧑🏻🧑🏼‍🦰🧒🏼👦🏼👩🏽

6ft-something ish.

Swam the 100m butterfly in fifty seconds flat once, but nobody saw me.

Fish are friends, not food ✌️

Ask me about my favourite ocean current.

Let minnow if you want to talk - get it? 🐟

Oh, sometimes help out a little bit here and there at the family business.

Right, gotta run. Snacks to eat, waves to catch, lanes to swim, reefs to dive, lives to save 🤙

See you in the sea! 🦑

Oh, want to read my ramblings? Use #gordonssquidthoughts or #gordonssquidthinking

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This is an entirely in-character RP blog ran by @tracyislandinmymind. Don’t be shy, all welcome! TAG based mainly, with a good dose of TOS/2004/fanon.

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I unfortunately work a real life job and have a family, so there’s gonna be quiet times.

Mostly this is Gordo’s social media account, but happy to reply in longer verse/writing too!

Anything you want to ask, my main account inbox is open!

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It isn’t a boy’s trip if you don’t rent something good… ✨

And let the man of the hour drive, of course 🙂‍↔️ If I die, blame Parker for his driving lessons.

Look out college towns, @realrocketboy is about 🫶🏻

His bigger worry is getting thrown out of the car and left somewhere I think :P He's not gonna die i'm kind of scared about this trip is that normal

You must let me know all about it when you get back! I'd love to hear which college is your favourite.

I've been to quite a few colleges in the U.S. to lecture at so I'm happy to answer questions about my experiences there!

Heck yeah! I'm probably gonna need all the opinions I can get like There's so many options; I don't know how I'm supposed to actually choose!

do ya have a favorite brains

Well, I'm always going to have to say Cambridge, but I suppose I am biased.

That’s gonna be quite the road trip in a Porsche Brains, although if you wanna check out the British options later, Allie go for it (specially as then you’d be staying within an easy distance of a certain someone, not that that should ever be your main criteria but I’d never criticise you anyone for that being one of the factors you take into account)

I’d offer to take you but I suspect a certain other brother might be reluctant to miss out on the chance to liaise with certain other connections we have in the vicinity…

@squidsinashirt what is that… and WHY? Florence is right there. And she’d have been bang on theme colour wise too 😭 Or at the very least hire one of her brethren. She’s gonna be so upset you have gone over to the dark side 🥺

‘cept she’s not right there, she’s a lot of miles away, tucked up snug, and given we’re on a bit of a tight schedule…

Well, if it makes Flo and her brethren feel any better, the ride’s not nearly as smooth and there’s a bit of a lag in the higher gears. She remains undefeated 😌

… hey @realrocketboy you should absolutely take Scooter and check out options in BoyfriendLand. You’d have @brains-ir and @starman-john-tracy for advice too.

Alright fair point she isn’t THAT fast (you *haven’t* got UoK on your itinerary?! I’m kidding I’m kidding 😉)

Lag and lack of smoothness are both unacceptable horrors. She does feel better now in the secure knowledge that you’ll both choose better next time.

And in fairness I’d wouldn’t mind being the first to take Sprout out in her so… yea.

Have a safe trip li’l bros. We miss you already 🥹

Ain’t my list, big bro. Al’s in charge, I’m just along for the ride 🙂‍↔️

And she is your girl, so y’know, I was only ever borrowing her. So also thought it might be a good Scooter and Sprout activity.

So would going to England, y’know.

Missing you too! Give Four a kiss on her snoot and tuck her in at night please 😌

#tinies on tour #thundersocials #thunderbirds rp #the tinies on tour #gordons squid thoughts

Gotta check out the breakfast options… 🤤

In unthinkable news, @realrocketboy ate a strawberry. Willingly. Who is this brother of mine?!

Is that a syringe filled with chocolate hiding in the back there? If it is I think I can guess why he willingly ate a strawberry 👀

Details, details 🙂‍↔️

Grandma said to make sure he ate. And behold, fruit!

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Gotta check out the local breakfast options… 🤤

In unthinkable news, @realrocketboy ate a strawberry. Willingly. Who is this brother of mine?!

#thunderbirds rp #thundersocials #gordons squid thoughts

It isn’t a boy’s trip if you don’t rent something good… ✨

And let the man of the hour drive, of course 🙂‍↔️ If I die, blame Parker for his driving lessons.

Look out college towns, @realrocketboy is about 🫶🏻

His bigger worry is getting thrown out of the car and left somewhere I think :P He's not gonna die i'm kind of scared about this trip is that normal

You must let me know all about it when you get back! I'd love to hear which college is your favourite.

I've been to quite a few colleges in the U.S. to lecture at so I'm happy to answer questions about my experiences there!

Heck yeah! I'm probably gonna need all the opinions I can get like There's so many options; I don't know how I'm supposed to actually choose!

do ya have a favorite brains

Well, I'm always going to have to say Cambridge, but I suppose I am biased.

That’s gonna be quite the road trip in a Porsche Brains, although if you wanna check out the British options later, Allie go for it (specially as then you’d be staying within an easy distance of a certain someone, not that that should ever be your main criteria but I’d never criticise you anyone for that being one of the factors you take into account)

I’d offer to take you but I suspect a certain other brother might be reluctant to miss out on the chance to liaise with certain other connections we have in the vicinity…

@squidsinashirt what is that… and WHY? Florence is right there. And she’d have been bang on theme colour wise too 😭 Or at the very least hire one of her brethren. She’s gonna be so upset you have gone over to the dark side 🥺

‘cept she’s not right there, she’s a lot of miles away, tucked up snug, and given we’re on a bit of a tight schedule…

Well, if it makes Flo and her brethren feel any better, the ride’s not nearly as smooth and there’s a bit of a lag in the higher gears. She remains undefeated 😌

… hey @realrocketboy you should absolutely take Scooter and check out options in BoyfriendLand. You’d have @brains-ir and @starman-john-tracy for advice too.

#tinies on tour #thundersocials #thunderbirds rp #gordons squid thoughts

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It isn’t a boy’s trip if you don’t rent something good… ✨

And let the man of the hour drive, of course 🙂‍↔️ If I die, blame Parker for his driving lessons.

Look out college towns, @realrocketboy is about 🫶🏻

#The Tinies On Tour #thunderbirds rp #thundersocials #gordons squid thoughts #big brothering

Has your hair always been untameable?

It’s fairly genetically untameable so… it’s a Tracy thing.

cpt-scarlet-spectrum

. . . Why is there a bird on your head? Yes your hair is messy, but no where near bad enough for a dove(?) to consider it a nest.

Because clearly it is a sign I am the harbinger of peace and the dove has chosen me ✌🏻

conrad-turner-cpt-black

Peace through chaos...well, it could work.

I believe the term is ’chaotic good’ 🙂‍↔️

#thunderbirds rp #thundersocials #spectrum rp #gordons squid thoughts

Has your hair always been untameable?

It’s fairly genetically untameable so… it’s a Tracy thing.

cpt-scarlet-spectrum

. . . Why is there a bird on your head? Yes your hair is messy, but no where near bad enough for a dove(?) to consider it a nest.

Because clearly it is a sign I am the harbinger of peace and the dove has chosen me ✌🏻

#thunderbirds rp #thundersocials #gordons squid thoughts #spectrum rp

Has your hair always been untameable?

It’s fairly genetically untameable so… it’s a Tracy thing.

#thunderbirds rp #thundersocials #gordons squid thoughts

Do you have any souvenirs from your diving?

Loads and loads and loads of photos.

Once, accidentally, an octopus named Kevin (The Right Honorable Kevin the Stowaway, to give him his full title)

And I brought a little present back to our reef from a fairly nearby wreck… 🥰

The reef life loves a little decor ✨

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conrad-turner-cpt-black

Doing more for myself than anything, and my apologies for the blatantly false background (my quarters are a bit dreary, despite my kitties), but I think I'm looking a bit healthier. At the very least my jacket isn't hanging off me like a child trying on his father's coat.

cpt-scarlet-spectrum

You are looking much healthier! It's quite a relief.

conrad-turner-cpt-black

Thank you, Paul. Now I have to do more work on getting head together; @spectrumsoverworkedcmo says he can get together a dossier on the therapist he's recommending for me. I know, I know, it should be the other way around. I'm just too paranoid.

spectrumsoverworkedcmo

Yeah. He looks healthier, but why tf are his bloods giving these results!?!? It's not supposed to DO that!!

I've got the dossier for you, but there's a prissy bitch of a bureaucrat who is causing trouble and isn't signing off on his clearance, despite everything being legit. I need to go inconvenience visit their office to get it cleared up, but @spectrum-id-col-white won't let me leave base until I "don't have the glazed gaze of a madman". Whatever that means.

spectrum-id-col-white

Because said bureaucrat’s superior is even worse, and if I have to deal with him more than I already have to then I fear I’ll finally crack my skull open slamming it on the desk. I don’t want you getting the crosshairs of his wrath.

You are looking very well @conrad-turner-cpt-black, I’m very pleased. I would recommend going to the Angels for advice on quarters decor if it is of concern to you, the girls are experts in making a place feel more lively it seems, but a few seem to be starting what I can only describe as a “glitter phase”, and I fear you’d simply never stop finding it.

spectrumsoverworkedcmo

Didn't I have glitter banned after the glitter-bomb retina scratch incident? I'm pretty sure I did.

I'm not going to cause trouble. I just want to have a calm, rational conversation where I explain that my eight + years of med school trumps his flunking out of secretarial school in matters pertaining to "needful effacacy" in treatment plans.

conrad-turner-cpt-black

@spectrum-id-col-white Thank you sir. I will keep that in mind; cats and glitter generally don't mix.

@spectrumsoverworkedcmo Err, what is going on with my bloodwork? Ah, did I forget to mention I recently unintentionally teleported to Tracy Island and back?

spectrumsoverworkedcmo

You know that big blood draw I did last week? Well, I do a standard set of tests on a portion of it, I get one set of results. I do the EXACT same set of tests on another portion, I get a DIFFERENT set of results!

Oh, yes. You clearly let a tiny, little, insignificant detail like that slip your mind. When, from where, and how long a duration?

And when you say 'unintentionally', do you mean you were:

a) intending to teleport somewhere else and 'missed';

b) thinking about how nice it would be to be at Tracy Island and then were there;

c) stressed and/or endangered, and instinctively relocated to Tracy Island as a 'safe' place (and why wasn't that safe place somewhere like the Control Room or Sickbay); or

d) some other scenario, which you will clarify in detail?

@conrad-turner-cpt-black Tracy Island is absolutely a safe place, just about the safest, and you’re always welcome here. Nice jacket, by the way.

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Scott!! Did you just— threaten to neuter your brother?

No comment.

Don’t worry, he would never threaten the 1st Tracy Island Scout troop he hopes he gets 🙂‍↔️

Eh… you would make adorable babies it’s true…

Just think of all those little blonde squidlings you’d miss out on, Uncle Scott😌

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Gonna be one of those nights… 🙂‍↕️ Stillwater, why not, everybody loves rare flesh eating bacteria.

cpt-scarlet-spectrum

Oh that's not good...

Neither is the research vessel somewhere down there without propulsion. Taking a shortcut to get to them aaaand there’s this. Winner winner, chicken dinner.

#thunderbirds rp #thundersocials #gordons squid thoughts #rescue things

Gonna be one of those nights… 🙂‍↕️ Stillwater, why not, everybody loves rare flesh eating bacteria.

#thunderbirds rp #thundersocials #gordons squid thoughts

Scott!! Did you just— threaten to neuter your brother?

No comment.

Don’t worry, he would never threaten the 1st Tracy Island Scout troop he hopes he gets 🙂‍↔️

#thunderbirds rp #thundersocials #gordons squid thoughts #little brothering

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What’s on your playlist right now?

It’s a long playlist so here’s the most recent 🙂‍↔️✨

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Did you ever think about getting the snip? ✂️

Been there, done that, didn’t get a t-shirt.

It was that or being chased by Charles and his knife again…

Anon, there's like a lot of things that dudes are open about but there's also like a really small amount of topics you shouldn't be nosy about yeah? Number one on that list is the status of a gentleman's bollocks.

Y’know, fair play. Of all the conversations about your father in law to get involved in… 🌝

Dang bruv, can't a dude just like help a brother out? I just like know what it's like to have your privacy invaded and I sympathise and all that like.😒

Hey, hey, it was a compliment! It’s almost kinda sweet. If we ignoring the sympathising about bollocks part.

Not helping...

And you’ll have something to chat about at Christmas dinner 😌

Like what? That you just have to like wind people up for shits & giggles? "Yes mum, I have met Alan's family but I lost my 'world's most annoying dickhead' trophy to his brother. Yeah... Great roasters this year btw."🙃

Woah there little bros… time out yeah?

Gordon, behave before your own set become a topic of conversation.

Now, now, remember all those niblings you want for your Scout troop 😌

@bran-the-man easy there, grouchy bear, it was only a joke. Glad I could relieve you of the burden of that title though 🙂‍↔️

You can adopt 😒

Just be kind, fishface… just because he’s Alan’s beloved doesn’t mean he automatically gets the slippery feathers that years of withstanding idiot big brother banter gave our Sprout. Some families express affection by being nice to each other, y’know… weird right? But I hear it is so.

And maybe don’t leap in and interfere if the guy is trying to make nice with Dad, y’know? That’s kind of a big step, whatever the conversational topic that happens to prompt it.

I wasn’t being unkind! I meant it, fair play to him, it’s bold. Not my fault it got taken the wrong way 🫠

And I wasn’t interfering, I just- fine, fine. Shutting my mouth, going for a swim before my vidcall, and I’m blamed for anything else.

#thunderbirds rp #thundersocials #gordons squid thoughts

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