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I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

when you’re trying to tell a story but your friends aren’t listening

Like, someone can bump into me and I’m just like ‘oh it’s ok’ but in my head I’m like ‘if you touch me one more time I’m going to shove my foot so far up your ass that the dentist will be picking my toes from between your teeth’.

like, why would a specie whose entire social structure was based on punching each other in the face care about pretty eyelashes, perfect skin or small waists? they valued strenght above all else so the saiyan equivalent of a pin-up girl would probably be a 2m tall lady with muscles the size of alaska and the power to destroy small moons with a flick of her finger. if anything vegeta probably loves his wife in spite of her having the strenght of a dying moskito. i bet when she asks him if she looks fat in her dress, he’s like “no. you don’t. you look thin as shit. i know it hurts to hear it, but i promised you undying loyalty and honesty above all else. you are thin and weak and have a perfect skin with no scars anywhere but i still love you. you’re beautiful to me so don’t change a thing, you weird big-chested small ass-ed woman with noodles arms”. then he gives her a compassionate pat on the shoulder and bulma just wonders for the hundredth time what the frick is wrong with saiyans

why is he in the bowling alley?? why is he standing on a bowling ball?? why is he scowling so much when he’s in a place designated for fun?? we just don’t know

my favorite part of this (besides the fact that it exists and we’re fucking blessed by it) is if you pretend the picture is a frame of the comic, you can see that wesley actually looked whomever he was playing with directly in the eyes before kicking the ball like a little shit

The fact that these guys are able to act while flexing their abs so severely is really impressive. You should have seen the number of crunches that they did before they shot this. I’m surprised they didn’t all throw up. They’re not actually breathing during this entire scene, they’re just flexing. – D&D

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