We are having a date night at home trying to watch a movie. I don't want to ruin our date or surprise you during the movie as my sneezes are very distracting to you... ✨ So I make sure to announce when my incredibly big build ups and sneezes are coming.... like a very good girl for you🥵. Your snzfcker self very much enjoys knowing how much it tickles and how the sneeze is coming...🔥🔥 Then we find out you were up to snzfcker mischief trying to make me sneeze the whole time 🫠

Classic announcements: I'm gonna, I need to- , Sorry I can't stop -, you're making me-, I'm about to - , I can't holdback -, please pleeehh-, I don't need to- , I gotta holdback- , It's building-, Oh no-, It's tickling - , I need a tissue-, it feels so good- , I want to-, pardon me-, urge to snee-, help me-, Soo big-, I'm fine, Desperate, finger under nose,

Hey y'all, I know I've been pretty awol for a bit in terms of not posting, life has truly been beating my ass 💀But evidently my allergies were also beating my ass yesterday, so here's a snippet of an allergy fit I managed to catch while I was out and about yesterday~

Decided to do something a little different and re-record my very first sneezing while hiding scenario, this time in Spanish, with the script translated by my dear friend @gentle-sniffles

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They were originally headed towards the back, in the direction of the tiny bathroom at the end of the hall, but something unspoken and exciting had them stumbling into the storage room. A was curling with another wrenching, allergic pair of sneezes, while B was gently moving back their hair, kissing along their neck up to the ear. A leaned their head back and chuckled breathlessly, putting out their hands to stop things from being shaken off the shelves.

“—haAAT’SCHIUH-!! huh-! hUTsz’CHIEWWh!! Oh mby gosh-“ A box of wooden utensils fell from the shelf, rattling onto the floor. B laughs and pauses. “You are not real,” A whispers. They put a hand on the side of B’s face. “A thing for sneezes?”

B smiles wide, going red in the face. Their head bows and they press their forehead into A’s shoulder. They feel the expanding of A’s chest as they draw a deep gasp, and the shudder of a sneeze more monstrous than the ones before, “—hhED’zZZSCHHIEWWw!!!” -aimed freely off to the side.

B’s fingers gripped the shelf as A’s back jerked against it, and a package of paper takeout containers tumbled to the floor.

“Jesus, bless you…”

“This caddot be saditary, *hsnff*” A muttered.

bonus points if they desperately try to hold it back to prevent it from even coming.

"uh oh, n-not again... plehehh.... hehh... aHH..!!"

"stand back, this is gonnahH--!! be big!!"

"it's coming! hehHH... ehHh...!!"

me: “i’m gonna sneeze ”