兵長のティッシュ // 兵长的纸巾

✧ “You got me sick too, dickhead.” “Ah shit, sorry. Come on, slide into the quarantine bed.”

✦ “Lay your ass down and drink the tea I made you.”

✧ “Don’t touch me. I’m gross and sticky.” “You’ve looked worse.”

✦ “I hate seeing you like this. Feels wrong when you're not being annoying.”

✧ “You still alive in there?” “No.”

✦ “Sssh… Let me coddle you.”

✧ “I hate being sick.” “I know. You are rather sweet like this though.”

✦ “I’m terrified that you won’t get better.”

✧ “Don’t come in, I’m sick.” “Not gonna stop me when I know you need me.”

"What has you snzing?" B teases, which A flinches at the word.

"Im not- Hh'-" they are cut off by their own nose betraying them. A rubs the itch stubbornly in hopes of getting rid of it.

B cant help but smile, "maybe some fresh air?"

A looks defeated before giving into a snz. "Hh.. huh.. Hk'xshu- 'ekchu.... guh... I think the pollen in the air is the problem..."

"Trip to the drug store then?"

but like. opposite of praise kink. someone having a messy allergy attack and their ~person~ negging them.

it’s wedding szn (i think, according to my acnh lol) so i wanted to do some wedding snz aesthetics:

💍 with outdoor weddings, no matter what the season, there will be allergy sneezes!!! so i raise you,,, that one person who sneezes constantly throughout the wedding, so much so that the other guests ask if said person is ok and they respond, embarrassed: “oh, it’s just my allergies”

💍 OR, conversely, someone who has a rager headcold and also constantly sneezes, blaming their “allergies”

💍 that person continuously pressing a balled up tissue to their leaking nose while playing it off as emotions running high (the “are you crying?” is met with an enthusiastic “i can’t help it, it’s just so sweet”)

💍 the fear that they’ll sneeze during the *quieter* moments of the ceremony (and the whispered chorus of “bless you”s that follow)

💍 and then due to that fear, they desperately try to stifle every sneeze that comes their way, inevitably leading to that “holy trinity” someone mentioned a few days ago: a silent stifle, a half stifle and finally, because they can’t stifle any longer, a full sneeze that causes their cheeks to flush

they scrunch it up and huff a little, a sharp exhale to try and nip the tickle in the bud, but with the cat in such close proximity to their face any attempt at this point they know will be futile.

sighing in defeat, they scoop the animal up by the armpits and extend it out to its owner.

“heyheyhey can you p-hhuuh-leeease take the cat becauseIhaveto—!”

they aren’t able to finish their sentence and instead suck in a sharp breath. With the cat still in their hands they have nothing to cover with, and there’s a split moment of panic that flashes across their face as they try to figure out what they’re going to do.

Thinking fast, they turn their head to the side and pitch into their shoulder. It’s a desperate attempt to try and stifle a series of itchy sneezes by completely crushing their nose until the cats owner finally pulls the animal from their hands.

• when I was sleeping with my bf and he started having a sneezing fit in the middle of the night and was apologizing every time he sneezed AND stifled them.

• I was stifling my sneezes in the car while my bf was driving because I didn’t want him to notice too much and then he said “you don’t need to keep stifling them honey ” gosh I almost died right then and there.

• Once, I was pet-sitting my aunt's cat when my boyfriend came over to hang out. The cat was sitting on his lap, and you could just tell something was wrong. He was sniffling and kept rubbing his nose. I asked if he was alright, and just as he was about to answer, he sneezed twice. Then he said, “Yeah, I’m fine,” but he continued to sneeze for the next five minutes. Finally, he said, “Um, yeah, I think I’m—hct’choo! Ugh, sorry, I think I’m allergic to cats.” And yeah I think he might be right!

• once I was making out with my bf and he sneezed three times within the whole make out sesh I was so turned on. 💋

• whenever my bf was sneezing a lot because of allergies he would almost always say “sorry I’m not sick its just allergies again”

• when my boyfriend was having a big sneezing fit (allergies are crazy man) I kept blessing him after each sneeze and after like the 6th sneeze he said “you don’t need to keep blessing me I know I’m sneezing a lot” and I didn’t really listen and kept saying bless you maybe after every other sneeze and I could tell that he was trying to stifle a lot harder than usual probably cause he was getting embarrassed then again he said “seriously you really don’t need to keep blessing me it’s okay” I could tell he was getting a little shy but he’s so cute when he’s like that but I did stop though ugh fuck that made me horny asf

•This has happened many times, but I love it when I'm talking to him and he suddenly says, “Wait, I have to sneeze” before turning away to sneeze. Then says, "Excuse me, what were you saying?" I also love it when I'm handing him something, and he turns around to sneeze before taking what I'm giving him.

particularly if their nose can be stubborn--it's often relatively simple for someone to induce themselves to sneeze, simply focusing on the feeling building and moving their hand with respect to that. inducing on another's nose, by contrast, is sort of like stumbling in the dark, with only cues from the person you're inducing to go on, whether that's verbal confirmation, hitching breaths, shifting facial expression, etc

you have to figure it out--you have to learn what makes them tick, what to take advantage of, and through trial and error work your way to success

it's a learning process, and as you learn, you gain much deeper knowledge of their body, of their nose, of how they respond to certain things, and how to use that to make them do what you want. you're experimenting with what works for them, what works on them.

Happy Birthday, @hitchykitty!!

A voiced animatic of our OCs Aubin and Gevy during the stage of their relationship when they were exploring what they were comfortable doing soon after learning about their shared kink!

Huge thanks to @sneezeplease for lending their voice (and sneezes!) to Gevy for this! They did an amazing job ✨✨✨

This is one of the treats I've planned as part of my thanks for all the help and support I've received recently! You're all getting me through a tough time financially, and I can't overstate how grateful I am for your kindness! Thank you so very much! I promise there's more to come!

Credits:

Me — Art, Script, Video, Voice of Aubin

@hitchykitty — Part of Script (they didn't know 😉)

@sneezeplease — Voice of Gevy

@accidentalmistress — SFX sourcing and track

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mine is thinkin bout a character who looks Bad To The Bone, someone who’s real intimidating thay nobody would expect to be soft, and they have a partner with a bad cold atm who they dote on 

One is a micro character chilling in someone’s lint-lined pocket or under a dusty bed, and sneezing with enough force that they blow up clouds of the stuff and set themselves into a sniffly, sneezy cycle (while being tended to by a macro cofc).

But for me, um… A character inhales a tiny piece of something. Could be a bit of feather, or a clump of dust, or a floating hair, or whatever. Point is, it doesn’t tickle them enough to cause a sneeze at first, but it just hangs around inside their nose causing a constant, annoying low-level itching and a runny nose. Maybe they try to ignore it, or they try to rub it away, but their way the itch won’t go away, it’s way to far up inside for them to reach. Eventually they get fed up, and give a huge snort/sniff trying to dislodge the thing.

Big.

Mistake.